A young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling like expensive perfume.
She turns to the old Italian woman on the elevator with her and says arrogantly, "Giorgio - Beverly Hills, $100 an ounce!"
Another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator and also smells of very expensive perfume.
She arrogantly turns to the old Italian woman and says, "Chanel No. 5, $150 an ounce!"
About three floors later, the old Italian woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator.
Before she leaves she looks both beautiful women in the eyes, turns, bends over, and farts. "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound."
2007-05-02 22:40:24 · 8 answers · asked by lubz ! 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahahahaha!
2007-05-02 22:42:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats good never heard thanx 9
2007-05-03 05:50:58 · answer #2 · answered by Conan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha, very good joke - 10 points an answer.
Get it?
2007-05-03 05:49:53 · answer #3 · answered by police 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oh, hahahaha!
2007-05-03 05:44:05 · answer #4 · answered by Buddy Hodor 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL...good joke.
2007-05-03 05:44:50 · answer #5 · answered by BabyGirl 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
consider yourself stared
2007-05-03 06:19:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha pity she cant bottle it
2007-05-03 06:13:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
red rose for you...:)
2007-05-03 05:52:48 · answer #8 · answered by maryam m 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋