James walked into the pub with a dog.
"I'm sorry, sir, no dogs allowed in here."
"Yes, but he's a really intelligent dog, ask him to do anything and he will."
"OK," said the barman. "Tell him to go and get me a newspaper."
James hands the dog £5 and off he goes. Two hours go by and there's still no sign of the dog, so the anxious owner goes looking for him. After roaming the streets, shouting his name, he eventualy finds him in a back alley with a 'bit*h' doing the business.
"What's all this about?" asked James, the owner. "You've never done this before."
"No, but I've never had so much money before," replied the dog.
2007-04-30
13:46:31
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