James walked into the pub with a dog.
"I'm sorry, sir, no dogs allowed in here."
"Yes, but he's a really intelligent dog, ask him to do anything and he will."
"OK," said the barman. "Tell him to go and get me a newspaper."
James hands the dog £5 and off he goes. Two hours go by and there's still no sign of the dog, so the anxious owner goes looking for him. After roaming the streets, shouting his name, he eventualy finds him in a back alley with a 'bit*h' doing the business.
"What's all this about?" asked James, the owner. "You've never done this before."
"No, but I've never had so much money before," replied the dog.
2007-04-30 13:46:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You not only tell great jokes but you flatter as well ,thank you for another great laugh
2007-04-30 13:53:36 · answer #1 · answered by Jim M 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Classic.
2007-05-01 00:07:10 · answer #2 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
She must have been a classy bit*h then for £5.
2007-04-30 22:42:37 · answer #3 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He could just tell the barman that he was a TALKING dog!
That was a really good one!
LOL
Thank you!:-)
2007-04-30 13:51:52 · answer #4 · answered by Jen C 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Woof woof Fidgerty, was it a COCKaspanial,??
2007-04-30 20:22:33 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It means that the dog found a pro**i*ute. And so he paid her to do some buiessness.
2007-04-30 13:50:31 · answer #6 · answered by Ang 3 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Hahahahahaha.
Brilliant.
As usual.
Star.
2007-04-30 13:56:01 · answer #7 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This was funny when I heard it about 10 years ago.
2007-04-30 13:54:24 · answer #8 · answered by M.S. Mom 4 · 0⤊ 4⤋
cool
2007-04-30 22:05:39 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2007-04-30 13:52:04 · answer #10 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋