A man goes into a bar and asks for a pint of bitter. Bob, the barman serves him and the customer drinks it very quickly and then says, "Do you have any brown ale?"
"Of course, sir." And he's served the drink.
A little later the man again asks, "Do you have any lager?"
"Of course, sir. That's what pubs are for."
And a little later still he asks. "Have you got any stout?"
"Naturally," replies the Bob, the barman.
Bob is pestered all night by these ridiculous questions until finally his temper snaps.
"Sir, this is a pub. We have everything you could wish for - dark ales, light ales, ciders, Guinness, four kinds of beers, bottled drinks, red wine, white wine....so please, enough of these stupid questions!"
A moment goes by before the man asks again, "Do you have shorts?"
"Look **** face, I've just said we have everything, so YES, we have shorts."
"Thank goodness for that," replied the man. "I'll have a pair in a large size, 'cos I've just pis*ed myself."
2007-04-30
13:40:46
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