:) Do YoU hAvE aNy LaGeR?

Question

A man goes into a bar and asks for a pint of bitter. Bob, the barman serves him and the customer drinks it very quickly and then says, "Do you have any brown ale?"
"Of course, sir." And he's served the drink.
A little later the man again asks, "Do you have any lager?"
"Of course, sir. That's what pubs are for."
And a little later still he asks. "Have you got any stout?"
"Naturally," replies the Bob, the barman.
Bob is pestered all night by these ridiculous questions until finally his temper snaps.
"Sir, this is a pub. We have everything you could wish for - dark ales, light ales, ciders, Guinness, four kinds of beers, bottled drinks, red wine, white wine....so please, enough of these stupid questions!"
A moment goes by before the man asks again, "Do you have shorts?"
"Look **** face, I've just said we have everything, so YES, we have shorts."
"Thank goodness for that," replied the man. "I'll have a pair in a large size, 'cos I've just pis*ed myself."

Answer 1

Just pis*ed myself laughing at that one fidgety!
What these barman have to put up with!!!!

Sounds as if he got short change from Bob.Clever fellow that Bob the Barman.

Answer 2

probably extra perfect in case you do no longer. For me, i like some beers each so often. Get good high quality beer and drink a brilliant number of water too. With good foodstuff. If it messes with sleep its too plenty. in case you experience it once you awaken, its too plenty.

Answer 3

Very funny.

To some of the people above - it's a flaming JOKE!!!!

This is the 'Jokes and Riddles section' no ???

Answer 4

Gross, but I like how "Guinness" had its' own category hahaha that stuff is like motor oil! ~N

Answer 5

LMAO!!! Good one...and I've never heard it before!!!

Answer 6

Dandy, lol.

Answer 7

ok

Answer 8

thats bad......lmao

Answer 9

And this is a question how?

Answer 10

OK