All categories - 16 April 2007

A blonde and a brunette are sitting in a bar and watching the 11:00 P.M.
news. A man is standing on the ledge of a high-rise building,
contemplating suicide.

The brunette says to the blonde: "I'll bet you $20.00 that the man jumps
off that building and commits suicide."

The blonde thinks for a moment then replies: "OK, you're on!"

They watch for a few minutes and sure enough, the man jumps off the
ledge. The blonde sighs and reaches for her wallet, but the brunette
stops her, saying: "I can't take your money - I feel too guilty. I have to
confess that I watched the 6:00 P.M. news this evening and I knew that
the man would jump."

The blonde replied: "Oh! I watched the 6:00 P.M. news too, but I didn't
think he'd jump off again!"
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A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street. The brunette says,
"Look, a dead bird."
The blonde looks up and says, "Where!!"

2007-04-16 22:16:29 · 14 answers · asked by Boaz 1 in Jokes & Riddles

What does correspondence mean when in a receptionist role?

2007-04-16 22:16:20 · 5 answers · asked by Sallys 2 in Words & Wordplay

I had a surgical abortion a week ago and experienced light spotting for 3 days. Then I started getting cramps and some bleeding. The bleeding has now stopped.but I was wondering if it would come back again or is this it until my next period?

2007-04-16 22:16:02 · 3 answers · asked by Emily T 1 in Women's Health

I mean he is still only 37 and hill and mansell were alot older when they retired.

2007-04-16 22:15:28 · 15 answers · asked by Drop the donkey 2 in Formula One

2007-04-16 22:15:20 · 44 answers · asked by The Dreamer 1 in Polls & Surveys

when i was doing my.2. year missionary work i had a affaie with this married woman i was only.19. she was 47. and had.4. children . herself and married now she is divorced her husband found out from her i really didnt want nothing to do with her but now i might be in trouble as what we was using. how can i keep myself out of jail. i as well had a.std. i gave her and never told her . the reason why is i hated her husband. at that time and still do . he can have me locked up she told him everything .

2007-04-16 22:14:59 · 7 answers · asked by matthew v 3 in Marriage & Divorce

I like neo-soul, jazz, and underground rock. My least fav. would be country. I respect all music though.

2007-04-16 22:14:22 · 12 answers · asked by That's Right 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-16 22:14:20 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Do It Yourself (DIY)

I want to make a complaint to Interpol, not to french police.
I live in Paris, and I've been victim of a gang who stole me a lot of money on the internet. It's an international cybercriminality, so I think Interpol and FBI are the best to do the investigations and catch the criminals...

I live in Paris...

Help me, please...

2007-04-16 22:13:59 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law Enforcement & Police

am in love with a guy who claims that its difficult to get a divorce.he is still living with the wife and he keeps coming with a whole of excuses.he says he loves me and he wants to be with me but he is still living with the wife coz he dont have anywhere to live as l dont want to move in with him as yet .he is broke.does he love me.what should l do.

2007-04-16 22:13:53 · 10 answers · asked by dimples 2 in Marriage & Divorce

television add makes consumers to change their mind set?effect of tv adv on consumers of mahindra scorpio,benz,ford.

2007-04-16 22:12:16 · 1 answers · asked by ramya s 1 in Other - Car Makes

2007-04-16 22:11:44 · 22 answers · asked by nac mac feegle wahaye! 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-04-16 22:11:26 · 4 answers · asked by sybylla h 1 in Law & Ethics

So they actually colour stays on but the mess around the nail gets taken off. (i dnt seem 2 be steady with the brush)

2007-04-16 22:11:17 · 18 answers · asked by Perth-beachbabe15 4 in Other - Beauty & Style

I have windows xp sp2, P4 CPU, 2.66GHz 2.67 GHz, 256 MB RAM, and have ATI Radeon Xpress 200 series? Can I install new video card for free from anywhere?

2007-04-16 22:11:08 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Hardware

we are travelling to Rome and flying out of Pisa, it's a late flight and on our way to go see the leaning tower we would like to stop somewhere worthwhile... we're travelling by train

2007-04-16 22:11:00 · 17 answers · asked by savan 2 in Other - Italy

What is the answer?

3 minus 2/9 =

AND

what is the equivalent fraction to...

3/8 = 6/__ = __/24

AND

5.3 + ___ = 6

2007-04-16 22:10:47 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Homework Help

2007-04-16 22:10:45 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Careers & Employment

Does Harvard have a basketball team?

2007-04-16 22:10:41 · 1 answers · asked by Bob R 1 in Higher Education (University +)

2007-04-16 22:09:43 · 10 answers · asked by waynechew17 1 in Medicine

that had different beliefs?

2007-04-16 22:09:12 · 16 answers · asked by Tobeornottobe 3 in Religion & Spirituality

how do u get the special ticket to catch lugia without doin 2 nintendo events?

2007-04-16 22:09:06 · 3 answers · asked by *Codie_rulz!* 1 in Other - Games & Recreation

2007-04-16 22:08:25 · 11 answers · asked by sybylla h 1 in Singles & Dating

Explain the excercise in case i'm not familiar with it please. Keep in mind i have barbell and dumbells, no bench ok.

2007-04-16 22:07:38 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

This will make the worldcup more interesting to watch.

2007-04-16 22:07:19 · 11 answers · asked by Jac 1 in Cricket

2007-04-16 22:07:15 · 37 answers · asked by D.O... 3 in Religion & Spirituality

The reason I ask is that listening on the news to the terrible injuries that Baha Musa suffered at the hands of the Duke of Lancasters regiment (who turned out to be an innocent man in the end!), he was quite literally literally beaten to death by fists, boots and rifles, suffering horrific injuries.

Although I think 4 were tried for his murder, they walked away free from a military court costing taxpayers £20m on account of a 'lack of evidence' and the presiding judge stating that he believed it was other soldiers from the same regiment that killed this man. Although no one knows who these 'others' are.... however someone must know something.

So does honour mean protecting those around you, no matter what?

This is not a dig at you, I'm genuinely interested from other BRITISH military personnel on whether you would offer the same sort of protection for one of your colleagues in these circumstances?

2007-04-16 22:07:13 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Military

Justice? For a girl? The last name is Mc Nallen

2007-04-16 22:06:52 · 32 answers · asked by Mrs McNallen<3 2 in Baby Names

2007-04-16 22:06:45 · 11 answers · asked by StingRay 2 in Religion & Spirituality