A blonde and a brunette are sitting in a bar and watching the 11:00 P.M.
news. A man is standing on the ledge of a high-rise building,
contemplating suicide.
The brunette says to the blonde: "I'll bet you $20.00 that the man jumps
off that building and commits suicide."
The blonde thinks for a moment then replies: "OK, you're on!"
They watch for a few minutes and sure enough, the man jumps off the
ledge. The blonde sighs and reaches for her wallet, but the brunette
stops her, saying: "I can't take your money - I feel too guilty. I have to
confess that I watched the 6:00 P.M. news this evening and I knew that
the man would jump."
The blonde replied: "Oh! I watched the 6:00 P.M. news too, but I didn't
think he'd jump off again!"
______________________________________________________________
A blonde and a brunette are walking down the street. The brunette says,
"Look, a dead bird."
The blonde looks up and says, "Where!!"
2007-04-16 22:16:29 · 14 answers · asked by Boaz 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a nice joke from a goodlooking lady...tnx for sharing!!!
2007-04-16 22:27:16 · answer #1 · answered by jsb 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
5/10
2007-04-17 00:01:08 · answer #2 · answered by luv2yas 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a guy rushes precise right into a bar and with an urgent voice asks the bar delicate to provide him a drink in the previous the strive against breaks out. After the first, he asks for a 2d drink in the previous the strive against breaks out, and then the 0.33 and the fourth. Exasperated, the bar delicate asks the now inebriated guy which 'strive against' he grew to develop into suitable to. the guy says that he does no longer have the money to pay the bill, so he has been suitable to the strive against they have been about to have.
2016-12-04 04:26:16 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I get off on blonds and brunettes.
2007-04-16 23:38:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll rate it 569/984
2007-04-17 00:23:38 · answer #5 · answered by yuntaa_dba 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like the second one... Try this one on:
A blonde opens up a box of cheerios, pleasantly surprised, she exclaims, "Ooo... donut seeds!"
2007-04-16 22:22:39 · answer #6 · answered by desolationangel 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-04-17 03:47:43 · answer #7 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good old blonde jokes! i heard the first one before
2007-04-16 22:46:18 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Chocolate♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get off the blonde jokes.
Really.............
We are smarter than you.
He he he he he.
2007-04-16 23:00:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats hilarious....thanks for the laugh.....lmao
2007-04-16 22:30:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋