All categories - 11 April 2007

A few weeks ago, i worked up the nerve to ask out a girl i was crushing on for months, it caught her by surprize, so i left it an open ended option. next time i saw her she seemed almost apologetic, saying she wasn't expecting that and that she was "spoken for". i was almost relieved, now we could go on being friends and i wouldn't have to waste emotions or continue to crush on her, though i probably still do abit. anyways, now when i see her shes really tuned into me, excited almost for when i come around. its probably just something fun for her, and i don't care, but now knowing that she has a boyfriend, i was looking to distance myself from the situation, tone it down; she seems to be opposite, whats that mean?

2007-04-11 07:02:08 · 5 answers · asked by steveo 1 in Singles & Dating

I live in CA and want to get off probation. I've paid all my fines and need the form to file @ court. Which one do I need?

2007-04-11 07:02:07 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Law & Ethics

She asks her students to raise their hands
if they were liberal Democrats too. Not really knowing what a liberal Democrat was, but wanting to be like their
teacher, their hands flew up into the air. There was, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy had not gone
along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a liberal
Democrat." "Then," asks the teacher, "What are you?" ''Why I'm a proud conservative Republican," boasts the
little girl. The teacher, a little perturbed and her face slightly red, asked Lucy why she was a conservative
Republican. "Well, I was brought up to trust in myself instead of relying on an intrusive government to care for me
and do all of my thinking. My Dad and Mom are conservative Republicans, and I am a conservative Republican
too." The teacher, now angry, loudly says, "That's no reason! What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad
was a moron. What would you be then?" She pauses, and lets out a smile. "Then," Lucy says, "I'd be a liberal
Democrat."

2007-04-11 07:02:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

A. Go to lunch
B. Read a Newspaper

2007-04-11 07:01:57 · 35 answers · asked by Walking Man 6 in Polls & Surveys

I've been watching Fox News and reading the Weekly Standard this week. All reports coming out of Iraq are excellent. It was even safe enough for McCain to visit! The surge is clearly working, and we should have it all cleaned up by next month. We'd have it done a lot sooner, if our guys had free-rein to kill all the varmints and troublemakers, though. That's why you send an army: to kill people!

So why are those Shia protesting? Ingrates, that's what I say. All kinds of rioting, protesting, and ugly eyeball nonsense over there. They oughta be on their knees and thanking the good Lord above for our President Bush. Just like those kids in "Jesus Camp"! We oughta send them some cardboard cut-outs of good ol' W. Then they could pray and show thanks and say "Oh Lord Bush, thou art my master. COMMAND me!" That would be pretty grateful.

I don't know how many "Mohammad-jihad-dirka-dirkas" that translates to in their language, but someone will figure it out.

2007-04-11 07:01:48 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

2007-04-11 07:01:47 · 10 answers · asked by patrolling4fun2 1 in Religion & Spirituality

help me out ND Fans Lets Show That Our IRISH Are #1

2007-04-11 07:01:33 · 9 answers · asked by m_rininger 1 in Football (American)

isn't it why they're called exes lol!

2007-04-11 07:01:32 · 28 answers · asked by pannes78 2 in Singles & Dating

The owner of my pup's mom told me that one of the pups has addisons disese and that i shouldn't breed her in case she is a carrier for the disese. She said the mom is a carrier but is not effected but she cant be bred again. I'm confused on the subject. im fixing my pup this week but would like some more info on it. thank you my pup is a year and a half old rotti

2007-04-11 07:01:30 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

2007-04-11 07:01:19 · 5 answers · asked by gmsearcy 1 in Other - Visual Arts

Farmers have a relatively inelastic demand for their crops. Suppose there is a bumper crop year (an unusually large harvest). Will farmers be happy or sad about the news there has been an unusually large amount of their crop produced this year? Why?"

2007-04-11 07:01:14 · 8 answers · asked by La Flaca 4 in Economics

Do you think calling the lines is cheating, wen you have been in a relationship for over 8 years?

2007-04-11 07:01:11 · 23 answers · asked by cheech 1 in Marriage & Divorce

I just read a study out of the UK, from Southampton Uni. which says Meditation and Vegetarianism both lead to higher IQ.... Think it could be true?

2007-04-11 07:01:05 · 4 answers · asked by wegottadobetter 2 in Mental Health

We have been married 3+ years, together for for over seven years. I still love her, and I have no intention of being unfaithful. Our relationship is fine, no problems beyond the occasional "standard" issues. We get along well. And she is very caring toward me.

Is this all that love is? A lot of excitement and heat at first, only to slowly fade away over the years to a kind of "comfortable-ness"?

2007-04-11 07:00:58 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.

One day, her 9-year-old son hides in the closet during one of her romps. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides the lover in the closet.

The little boy says, "It's dark in here."
The man whispers, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover end up in the closet together.

Boy - "It's dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
Man - Remembering last time, asks, "How much?"
Boy - "$750."
Man - "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your ball and glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."

The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

The son says "$1,000."

The father says, "It's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That's way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "It's dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that crap again!"

2007-04-11 07:00:53 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I want to apologize to all homosexuals in here who have been mistreated by the Christian community for far too long. I also want to dispel the myth that every Christian hates gays. It is unbiblical for me to not love my neighbor as myself. With that being said...do you ever think the church can shake itself of all the harm it has done to the gay community?

2007-04-11 07:00:45 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

it uses 128mb and ineed it to play scarface and ps2 games it plays them so slow i cant play them.So can I make it take more ram its a raedon ati 200

2007-04-11 07:00:41 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Desktops

I am a full-time senior highschool student. In 2006 I made almost $4000 dollars. I am fully dependent on my parents and I don't owe the IRS they owe me a small refund. Also my W-2 forms are lost in the midst of my grandpa, dads friend, mom, and dad who my mom does all their taxes. Please help me!!

2007-04-11 07:00:41 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Taxes

i have uninstalled my sound device because i was having problems and now i dont know how to bring it back

2007-04-11 07:00:41 · 4 answers · asked by the good guy 2 in Software

I have two cats who are about 9 years old and we got a 4-month old golden retriever about 4 weeks ago. When will my cats stop hissing and running away from the puppy? Any suggestions on how to make my cats more comfortable with the puppy?

2007-04-11 07:00:26 · 14 answers · asked by twokayakers 2 in Cats

as it is the Spanish language, she is tender, romantica or ugly?

2007-04-11 07:00:25 · 8 answers · asked by jose balan 1 in Languages

much in my opinion

2007-04-11 07:00:25 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

i talk about all sorts of things.

2007-04-11 07:00:25 · 33 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am a single woman that enjoys the dating scene I dont play with any one they know up front what I'm about I like to just kick it and it's always a physical thing that's what I prefer,well this handsome player is just the opposite of me he lies and manipulate his women he ran into and I guess he aint use to someone not kissing his @ss so he says I'm different its something about me he's falling in love and were not together though but he says he could never trust me I dont want him to this is me so anyway he's starting to sound like he's gonna stalk me i already had one physical night with him its the last for me how do I get rid of him is what I'd like to know he has some many other women but he said yesterday he just feel like we belong together and was driving the speed of like 100 when I told him I want to just be physical what do I do I think he gonna clown on me?

2007-04-11 07:00:16 · 1 answers · asked by ladybug 1 in Singles & Dating

I have a done my masters in Arabic,English,and Business adminstration.Besides I have pulished my Research thesis in Arabic as well.I have been working as a Professor in a college attached to the Madras University for five years.

2007-04-11 07:00:06 · 1 answers · asked by Prof.Kadher 2 in Media & Journalism

when they both come from a different mother and father? Just thought of this when watching lost.

2007-04-11 07:00:02 · 15 answers · asked by Glenn M 1 in Marriage & Divorce

Suppose, in deciding what price to set for its latest animated movie, Disney decided to charge either $14.95 or $12.95 for a video or DVD. They estimated the demand for these videos or DVDs to be quite elastic. What price did it choose and why?

2007-04-11 06:59:54 · 5 answers · asked by La Flaca 4 in Economics

all my friends have this cool little heart on there myspace,how do i get it????and another thing does anybody know cool places to get layouts and stuff??????

2007-04-11 06:59:53 · 3 answers · asked by PrincessBaby 1 in Internet

2007-04-11 06:59:53 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

My grandmother just had a stroke and she is home with my mom, brother, and I. However, we have a friend who is friend's with my Grandfather. However, he met my mother a couple of months ago. And, asked for her phone number. Since then, he has fixed our computer, does errands with my mother, and helps out around our house. Problem is he is around sixty years old and is married with two grown daughters. When he comes over to our house his wife or daughters are never with him. One time, he invited us to dinner at his house when his wife or daughters were not at home. He calls my mother at least three times a week and comes to our house at least two times a week. Even though my Grandmother is sick right now and he seems to be helping out. Is it weird that he never take his wife with him? Does he has other intentions besides helping out? Does it seem like he has a crush on my mother?
Is this situation weird?

2007-04-11 06:59:52 · 8 answers · asked by brooke992002 2 in Friends