A woman takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at work.
One day, her 9-year-old son hides in the closet during one of her romps. Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she hides the lover in the closet.
The little boy says, "It's dark in here."
The man whispers, "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover end up in the closet together.
Boy - "It's dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball glove."
Man - Remembering last time, asks, "How much?"
Boy - "$750."
Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your ball and glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says "$1,000."
The father says, "It's terrible to overcharge your friends like that. That's way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The boy says, "It's dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that crap again!"
2007-04-11 07:00:53 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha ha, Oh, man I did not see that coming!
2007-04-11 07:04:45 · answer #1 · answered by April J 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
A Baptist minister, a Rabii and a Catholic priest were discussing how they handle donations.
The Baptist minister says, "I draw a circle in the center of the church, throw all the donations up in the air, and everythat lands inside the circle goes to me, the rest goes to God's work.
The Catholic riest says, "I draw a circle in the center of the church, throw all the donations up in the air, and everythat lands outside the circle goes to me, the rest goes to God's work.
The Rabii said " I don't bother with the circle, I though it all up in the air, and whatever God wants, He keeps."
2007-04-11 14:43:54 · answer #2 · answered by Feeling Mutual 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... so that means the priest was the lover actually.. ah..the closet was DARK inside after all.
2007-04-11 14:09:08 · answer #3 · answered by satinne_hui 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've seen that one before, but its still gives me a giggle every time I see it.
2007-04-11 14:05:04 · answer #4 · answered by Lady C 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny Stuff!! LOL!!
2007-04-11 14:04:04 · answer #5 · answered by Crashdivabugs 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋