She asks her students to raise their hands
if they were liberal Democrats too. Not really knowing what a liberal Democrat was, but wanting to be like their
teacher, their hands flew up into the air. There was, however, one exception. A girl named Lucy had not gone
along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a liberal
Democrat." "Then," asks the teacher, "What are you?" ''Why I'm a proud conservative Republican," boasts the
little girl. The teacher, a little perturbed and her face slightly red, asked Lucy why she was a conservative
Republican. "Well, I was brought up to trust in myself instead of relying on an intrusive government to care for me
and do all of my thinking. My Dad and Mom are conservative Republicans, and I am a conservative Republican
too." The teacher, now angry, loudly says, "That's no reason! What if your Mom was a moron, and your dad
was a moron. What would you be then?" She pauses, and lets out a smile. "Then," Lucy says, "I'd be a liberal
Democrat."
2007-04-11 07:02:04 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
Funny story but your sense of humor is wasted on the libs. The are the most depressed angry bunch of people I have ever seen. Don't try to inject any humor into their lives they will be doubling their prozac intake.
2007-04-11 07:18:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 6⤋
Nice logic!hahaha
2016-05-17 21:04:21 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anything wrong with asking an Asian student if he/she is Chinese or Japanese?
Oh! I forgot....we are living in a communist state of the USA
2007-04-11 07:15:51 · answer #3 · answered by The One 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
LOL- Very funny! Seriously my 14 year old daughter had a very similar conversation w/ her 8th grade teacher.
2007-04-11 07:21:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
I'm guessing Lucy's Republican mother and father are also brother and sister.
2007-04-11 07:09:35 · answer #5 · answered by brian2412 7 · 3⤊ 4⤋
And then Lucy went home to her hole under a flat rock in Hannity's America?
2007-04-11 07:07:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 4⤋
Thats great, i love it .
But I bet ya a dollar, that a liberal will reverse it and repost it within 10 mins.
2007-04-11 07:19:33 · answer #7 · answered by jeeper_peeper321 7 · 1⤊ 4⤋
lol never heard that. Good one
2007-04-11 07:06:47 · answer #8 · answered by ReedRothchild 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
LOL...........mean but funny.
2007-04-11 07:06:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
:)
2007-04-11 07:07:43 · answer #10 · answered by Sherilynne B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋