All categories - 30 March 2007

A blonde called her boy friend on the phone.
She asked him to come over right away. He asked her why.
She told him that she had this humongous puzzle and couldn't even begin to put it together.
He asked her what it is supposed be be when finished.
She said the picture on the box has a tiger on it.

He arrived and saw all the pieces spread out on the table.
He picked up the box and sure enough there was a tiger on it.

He looked at her and said, "Now, just relax and lets have a cup of coffee or tea".

He sighed and said, "No matter what we do, we can never put these pieces together to ever resemble a tiger".
Now, let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box".

2007-03-30 02:55:55 · 5 answers · asked by ed 7 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-30 02:55:53 · 20 answers · asked by ettbatt 2 in Other - Politics & Government

I have done comparisions with Internet suppilers an vets are really taking the mick with their prices. I'll be shopping the internet from now on and getting the prescription from the vet!

2007-03-30 02:55:19 · 12 answers · asked by Sir Sidney Snot 6 in Dogs

Deut 6:4 Hear O Israel, the Lord is our God, the Lord is ONE!!!

I have renounced my Atheiest ways FOREVER!!!

2007-03-30 02:55:16 · 27 answers · asked by gone by tomorrow 1 in Religion & Spirituality

i`ve heard people say that it`s caused their computer to crash, etc...so far, i have been lucky, but what does everyone else think??? how safe is it to use???

2007-03-30 02:55:15 · 8 answers · asked by *atomickitty* 7 in Other - Computers

2007-03-30 02:55:02 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-30 02:54:52 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Internet

2007-03-30 02:54:31 · 7 answers · asked by Aslam N 1 in United Arab Emirates

She said that fire could not melt steel. I am from Pittsburgh and every child that goes through our public school system is taught about the history of the city a major portion of that being the steel industry. How did they use industrial furnaces in the process of making steel, if the steel could not be melted by fire (ie heat)? Did I misunderstand what she said?

2007-03-30 02:54:18 · 32 answers · asked by gerafalop 7 in Politics

You know it makes sense.

2007-03-30 02:54:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-03-30 02:53:55 · 3 answers · asked by Janet 3 in Dogs

Have you ever prayed for atheists/pagens/muslims here on Yahoo answers. Do you think we should all the time?

2007-03-30 02:53:53 · 11 answers · asked by Jeanmarie 7 in Religion & Spirituality

Is it just to air them out, or to make it easier on the hobos?

2007-03-30 02:53:45 · 6 answers · asked by tmlamora1 4 in Rail

2007-03-30 02:53:38 · 28 answers · asked by NoxecA 7 in Polls & Surveys

At the moment im a student and have my studies and my parents just divorced and theres alot of trouble in my life and I want someone that will be mine and stick beside me but I dont know if its right to involve someone in my rubbish life..Ive been feeling really lonely these past few years and I dont know what to do

2007-03-30 02:53:38 · 9 answers · asked by Tookie Williams 4 in Singles & Dating

2007-03-30 02:53:25 · 16 answers · asked by Katie 1 in Other - Food & Drink

i have wavy, thick, soft,long, easy t comb, silky hair, and its also frizzy kinda at the top. im lookin for a place that knows how to deal well with my type of hair. plus im also lookin for a new style if anyone has any ideas let me know ty.

2007-03-30 02:53:23 · 2 answers · asked by chell4evr 2 in Hair

tend to remember your bad dreams more or your good dreams? I remember my bad dreams more.

2007-03-30 02:53:22 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

What do I do. I have been married so long I haven't dated or been with another guy for over 20 years. This guy is good looking and very nice. He flirts with me every chance he gets and emails me. It is excitng but I feel like I still have some commimment to my husband who left me and my children and moved away (out of our home town)
Do I encourgage the flirting - take it to the next step... what do you think?

2007-03-30 02:53:02 · 38 answers · asked by Confussedhere 3 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-03-30 02:52:44 · 29 answers · asked by B aka PE 6 in Tattoos

How can you make a remote control? I want to make one on a circuit board for to make robotics and remote control cars.

2007-03-30 02:52:37 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Engineering

2007-03-30 02:52:24 · 2 answers · asked by Ageless 1 in Zoology

people said i walk like a duck!

2007-03-30 02:51:40 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

2007-03-30 02:51:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

If you speak spanish, do you need to know how to roll your 'r's? Or is that French? Or German? Or WHAT LANGUAGE?????

2007-03-30 02:50:40 · 7 answers · asked by Sam L 1 in Languages

2007-03-30 02:50:30 · 37 answers · asked by MaryBeth 7 in Languages

if people walk to school it will also help to stop congestion and less polution.we should also encourage people to use their gardens to grow more trees and shrubs.

2007-03-30 02:50:10 · 12 answers · asked by patrick f 1 in Environment

looking at the state of affairs in the cricket field are we all taking this game for granted and to refresh the indian spirit is it necessary that we stop playing international game for a while?//?//////????

2007-03-30 02:50:07 · 11 answers · asked by advait 1 in Cricket

She is a 5 lb chihuahua and only eats Iams dog food - never any treats. Her stools are quite solid as well. I feed her twice a day. Is going 5 times a day normal?

2007-03-30 02:49:54 · 6 answers · asked by Gayle M 2 in Dogs