A blonde called her boy friend on the phone.
She asked him to come over right away. He asked her why.
She told him that she had this humongous puzzle and couldn't even begin to put it together.
He asked her what it is supposed be be when finished.
She said the picture on the box has a tiger on it.
He arrived and saw all the pieces spread out on the table.
He picked up the box and sure enough there was a tiger on it.
He looked at her and said, "Now, just relax and lets have a cup of coffee or tea".
He sighed and said, "No matter what we do, we can never put these pieces together to ever resemble a tiger".
Now, let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box".
2007-03-30 02:55:55 · 5 answers · asked by ed 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha..this was pretty funny, but i dont think that its the mother of all blonde jokes! (still funny though!)
2007-03-30 03:46:35 · answer #1 · answered by Smile it's Sarah!! =] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i want to laugh but for some reason i just don't find it funny. i think by the time i saw that line "She said the picture on the box has a tiger on it." I knew it's gonna be Frosted Flakes cereal with tony the tiger.... that just gave it away too early in the joke. as a result the punchline didn't work for me. :(
2007-03-30 10:02:41 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think this is the mother of all blond jokes, but it's definitely invited to the family reunion!
2007-03-30 10:01:28 · answer #3 · answered by SirCedric57 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i like this one, why did the blonde snort the nutra sweet up her nose, .... she thought it was diet coke!
2007-03-30 10:03:42 · answer #4 · answered by pantieflipper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY
2007-03-30 13:50:49 · answer #5 · answered by JILL B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋