All categories - 27 March 2007

Your horn sticks on the freeway while you are behind 32 Hell's Angels.

You've been at work 3 hours before you notice that your fly is open.

Your twin sister forgets your birthday.

Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.

Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.

You call the Suicide Hotline and they put you on hold.

You have to sit down to brush your teeth in the morning.

Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.

Your income tax refund check bounces.

You get to work and Mike Wallace and a crew from "60 Minutes" is waiting for you.

It costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it.

The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.

You wake up and your braces are stuck together.

You put both contacts in the same eye.

Your mother approves of the girl you are dating.

Your doctor tells you that you're allergic to chocolate.

2007-03-27 00:36:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

scribbled one!!!!I cannot stop thinking about this damn thing so please help me because some children in my class have an old,broken chairs and tables and mine are new and I am worried that they would change their old,broken chairs and tables with my new chair and table because I was absent from Friday so please help me solve this cruel thing that is going in my mind and can you please give me some points of what should I do to forget this thing and not worry again and you can get 10 pts!!!!!

2007-03-27 00:36:32 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

is it better to find somebody as a future husband /wife thru church since they have higher moral ground?

2007-03-27 00:36:30 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-03-27 00:36:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in STDs

boy friend

2007-03-27 00:36:09 · 12 answers · asked by julina 1 in Friends

Give answer with a good source. source cannot be you.
if you give me two with a good source, than i'll give you the 10 points

2007-03-27 00:36:05 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

I've been dating this guy for a year and 5 months now, it was great at the start, you know, the flowers, the unconditional love that you get from just that special someone at the very first couple of months that you are seing each other. Then all of a sudden, we started fighting... and this isnt an occasional thing this is like every time we see each other. We are too a like, we love everything the same and we both have the same circle of mates.

Lately when we fight we get physical but he hasnt hit me......in the face yet....but he has hit me other places and he has kicked me.....i know this may seem like a bad relationship but its not that easy to just up and leave him. His family are going to New Zealand next month and the only reason he is staying in Australia is because of me. I will die if he went but yet if i stay with him i will be happy yet sad..........
Should i stay with him and work through it or should i leave him and say goodbye to my first love and never see him again

2007-03-27 00:35:56 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-03-27 00:35:46 · 4 answers · asked by Darren W 2 in Movies

Run In The Rain..?

2007-03-27 00:35:42 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Would more people be alive if the Black Death/Great Plague did not happen?
Please can you answer saying how many people would be alive, if it did not happen and then could you please expand on it.
I would be very greatful if you did!

2007-03-27 00:35:41 · 1 answers · asked by ammckigney 1 in History

Fees for participation by employees in any conference is not liable to FBT, does it includ fees paid for participation in any conference for director as well ?

2007-03-27 00:35:39 · 1 answers · asked by Sunnykvb 1 in India

I feel he was more derserving than Oden or Afflalo. Anybody else have any input into this situation.
My First Team:
Acie Law
Chris Lofton
Alando Tucker
Kevin Durant
Tyler Hansbrough

2007-03-27 00:35:38 · 4 answers · asked by BIGBOI 3 in Basketball

are you in need of a stairlift or walk in bath..... just watch bloomin daytime tv in the UK ... you'll be sorted

2007-03-27 00:35:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in History

Im guessing because the images are the creation of your imagination, what you would see would depend on if you've lost your sight or never had sight... or would they stem from descriptions of things? Ahhh! I have no idea!!! Help!

2007-03-27 00:35:30 · 12 answers · asked by Chris O 2 in Psychology

i have a friends weddign next week and have brown strappy sandles and a brown shrug cardigan but need cheap dress/top and skirt combo

suggestions of styles and places to shop would be good

2007-03-27 00:35:19 · 15 answers · asked by Carrot 4 in Fashion & Accessories

Modest Mussorgsky - Pictures at an Exhibition

2007-03-27 00:35:18 · 2 answers · asked by zebrartyoga 1 in Music

... with someone who has an illness? For example cancer, bipolar, mentally sick, or other critical illness. What subject could help to cheer up this type of patient?

2007-03-27 00:35:18 · 9 answers · asked by isha 1 in Other - Health

ive known this girl for 8 years and ive fallen in love with her but ive also fallen in love with her friend as well and i dont know which girl i want to be with! can anyone help?!

2007-03-27 00:35:13 · 28 answers · asked by dazcorkhill 2 in Singles & Dating

i am a 7 letter city. My 234 letter is a bird. 61 is cool. 1274 is a part of the face. 4713 is a way of saying good. 4 equal to 5.

2007-03-27 00:35:12 · 5 answers · asked by thejakshiin 1 in Trivia

Keep You Awake At Night...?

2007-03-27 00:35:11 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-27 00:35:11 · 6 answers · asked by Qudadah s 1 in Weather

i am trying to understand hoy britain becomes more democratic. Can you help.

2007-03-27 00:35:05 · 1 answers · asked by mrronder 1 in History

2007-03-27 00:34:57 · 11 answers · asked by kwame 3 in Other - Football

In Physics class, we've been doing electricity and magnetism. The part on charge polarization is extremely brief. It just says that in a conductor, free electrons move over the surface from one side to the opposite side. What happens when they move to another side?
Could anyone please explain to me charge polarization in both conductors and insulators, as well as when a charged object polarizes another, why is there an attraction?

2007-03-27 00:34:50 · 2 answers · asked by Orange Peel 2 in Physics

If a guy holds doors open for a girl ,does this mean anything special,like he likes her?

2007-03-27 00:34:47 · 13 answers · asked by dimples18 1 in Singles & Dating

Why do school buses open their doors at railroad tracks when they stop there.

2007-03-27 00:34:46 · 12 answers · asked by Melli 1 in Safety

this is s free for all try and keep them upbeat and give us all a laugh. My worst was falling out of the shower and getting my head stuck behind the toilet against the wall whilst rthe bathroom got soaked till I was rescued by my wife who was in hysterics!

2007-03-27 00:34:46 · 8 answers · asked by Monkeyphil 4 in Etiquette

My cat starts meowing at 7 a.m. everyday. I can't sleep and I will have to get rid of him if he doesn't stop. He's spayed and just started doing this. I have moved twice and he's become more vocal each time.
I started spraying him with water when he does it. Will this help?

2007-03-27 00:34:44 · 12 answers · asked by min 1 in Cats

what woud be the best 256mb agp graphic card for a price of upto
Rs.4000

2007-03-27 00:34:40 · 6 answers · asked by mayur m 1 in Add-ons

Fees for participation by employees in any conference is not liable to FBT, does it includ fees paid for participation in any conference for director as well ?

2007-03-27 00:34:36 · 1 answers · asked by Sunnykvb 1 in India