My wife says she holds me responsible for most of our marital problems. Just goes to show ya how much she knows - I'm never home.
I asked my wife the other day what she liked best about me; my firm, trim body or my intellect. She said, "Your sense of humor dear."
I found the neatest way to make my wife a more careful and defensive driver. I pointed out that if she's ever in an accident, the paper's gonna print her real age.
My wife is so talented. She does the best bird imitations. She watches me like a hawk.
I've been married for 49 years. Where have I failed?
I've been in love with the same woman for 49 years. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me!
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?"
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
2007-03-27
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