A Warm Lover
Jim was talking to his new bride, Mary, and he said, "Be honest, now, baby. How am I as a lover?"
To which she replied, "Honey, I would definitely say that you're warm."
"Really?" he said excitedly.
"Yes, in fact I would say that you're the dictionary
definition of the word 'warm'."
Rob was pleased until he went home and, just for fun,
checked his dictionary and found, "WARM: Not so hot."
Miss Me?
I was hospitalized for a few days, and my wife reported that my dog really missed me. "She spends the night at the front door, awaiting your return," she said.
"What an example of true love," I replied. "I wonder if you'd be that concerned about me?"
"Honey," my wife answered, "if you were gone overnight, and I didn't know where you were, you can be sure I'd be waiting for you at the front door."
2007-03-27
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