A Warm Lover
Jim was talking to his new bride, Mary, and he said, "Be honest, now, baby. How am I as a lover?"
To which she replied, "Honey, I would definitely say that you're warm."
"Really?" he said excitedly.
"Yes, in fact I would say that you're the dictionary
definition of the word 'warm'."
Rob was pleased until he went home and, just for fun,
checked his dictionary and found, "WARM: Not so hot."
Miss Me?
I was hospitalized for a few days, and my wife reported that my dog really missed me. "She spends the night at the front door, awaiting your return," she said.
"What an example of true love," I replied. "I wonder if you'd be that concerned about me?"
"Honey," my wife answered, "if you were gone overnight, and I didn't know where you were, you can be sure I'd be waiting for you at the front door."
2007-03-27 00:28:57 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I have to say i liked the first joke the best, wonder how many ppl will be saying that to their partners tonight! lol
2007-03-27 03:55:48 · answer #1 · answered by donna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny Ha Ha
2007-03-27 07:32:51 · answer #2 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the first one.
2007-03-27 07:39:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
First one good, second one slightly warm, Oooops.
2007-03-27 07:35:18 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not funny. Ha HA but funny silly.
2007-03-27 07:35:16 · answer #5 · answered by elphi88 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1st one funner then the 2nd one
2007-03-27 07:59:34 · answer #6 · answered by bkbarile 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good for just getting started!!!!!
2007-03-27 07:34:37 · answer #7 · answered by stoutunicorn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2007-03-27 07:33:50 · answer #8 · answered by WC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They're funny, good for you.. keep it up!!
2007-03-27 07:34:12 · answer #9 · answered by ninamcguinness 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
2007-03-27 12:36:44 · answer #10 · answered by styce 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋