Your horn sticks on the freeway while you are behind 32 Hell's Angels.
You've been at work 3 hours before you notice that your fly is open.
Your twin sister forgets your birthday.
Your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.
Your birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
You call the Suicide Hotline and they put you on hold.
You have to sit down to brush your teeth in the morning.
Everyone avoids you the morning after the company office party.
Your income tax refund check bounces.
You get to work and Mike Wallace and a crew from "60 Minutes" is waiting for you.
It costs more to fill up your car than it did to buy it.
The bird singing outside your window is a vulture.
You wake up and your braces are stuck together.
You put both contacts in the same eye.
Your mother approves of the girl you are dating.
Your doctor tells you that you're allergic to chocolate.
2007-03-27 00:36:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You have to borrow from your Visa card to pay your MasterCard.
That interesting new person you are chatting with online turns out to be your ex-wife
Nothing you own is actually paid for.
Everyone loves your driver's license picture.
The health inspector condemns your office coffee maker.
You invite the peeping Tom in... and he says no.
The Gypsy fortune teller offers to refund your money.
People think that you're 40 and you're only 35.
You call your Mom and tell her that you'd like to eat out tonight and when you get home, there's a sandwich on the front porch.
You start to put on the clothes that you wore home from the party last night . . . and there aren't any.
2007-03-27 00:36:49 · update #1
hahahahahahahah good1 ....wot else could go wrong .....bet you could think of a few 10/10
2007-03-27 03:08:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-23 18:49:03 · answer #2 · answered by hamernik 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was a classic i loved it well funny. next time i think im having a bad day i will come and read this to remind myself nothing is as bad as all that! good one. x ;)
2007-03-27 01:48:26 · answer #3 · answered by donna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG NO!!!!!!!!!!! I'd die if I was allergic to chocolate!!!!
But thanks for these!!!! I had a blast reading them!! And I feel really sorry for whoever has to endure a day like that! hehe
2007-03-27 03:53:13 · answer #4 · answered by Liz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
true and funny
not funny at the time, but now yes
2007-03-27 05:13:55 · answer #5 · answered by styce 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha! funny 10/10!!!
2007-03-27 00:47:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have stayed in bed.
2007-03-27 00:41:48 · answer #7 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he he he he wot a p**ser
2007-03-27 01:51:03 · answer #8 · answered by MUTLEY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
both !
2007-03-27 00:40:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My god, you know me !!!
2007-03-27 00:41:11 · answer #10 · answered by cereal killer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋