All categories - 22 March 2007

this teacher gave this boy his reportcard he looked at it and gave it back to his teacher she said what the hell im gonna do with this he said( through some d's on this *****)

(the song)

2007-03-22 02:25:52 · 4 answers · asked by T 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I have two sweaters that were $54 each, and after I wore/ washed them (following the directions) I messed up and hung them on a hanger to dry instead of laying them flat. The button holes are all stretched now and they're just shaped funny. Plus, I pulled up the sleeves and the arm holes are much larger now. Is there any way to fix this? I'd really hate to be out over a hundred dollars.. Thanks.

2007-03-22 02:25:49 · 5 answers · asked by ... 1 in Cleaning & Laundry

I was wondering if you put medicine in a cup of juice or water, will it dilute or affect the dossage of the medicine? Also if you give water or juice right after does this affect the dossage of the medicine?

This question is not specific to any age group (infants, toddlers or children).

Thanks in advance for your answers and have a great day!

2007-03-22 02:25:40 · 11 answers · asked by Allie D 3 in Newborn & Baby

no joking this bird is a regular vistor and does not appear to be regarded as a freak as it mixes normally with other robins. i think its some kind of albino. I have emailed the rspb, which I am a member of, but they have not answered. I am not going barmy as my neighbour has also seen it. Is this a rare ?occurrence. No U.S. please you have different birds over the pond .

2007-03-22 02:25:35 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Birds

Please wait for full thing!!


Brian came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe.

"Who the hell are you?" Demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?".

The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter".

Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family....you've got to send me back straight away".

St Peter replied "Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back? as a dog or a hen."? Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen.

2007-03-22 02:25:35 · 11 answers · asked by Cat burgler 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-22 02:25:34 · 9 answers · asked by Lapoza 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

what do u know about her

2007-03-22 02:25:25 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Raise your right hand and put your left hand over the bible.

2007-03-22 02:25:24 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

I went to Quiznos for lunch yesterday. I had a buy a combo get a free sub of equal or lesser value coupon. When I checked my receipt I found that I did not get the "combo" price. I was charged individually for the soda, cookie and subs.

The 2nd sub was deducted. When I asked why this was this way I was told the register does not "double dip" so it gave the sub price off but not the difference for the combo. This amounts to like 50 cents, but if this is done to everyone buying for the day that is a lot of quarters at the end of the day in their pocket instead of the publics.

Just curious about others. I always check all my receipts - typically before leaving the store. I have found sale items at a grocery store not ringing up correctly so get the difference before even leaving that way.

2007-03-22 02:25:20 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Personal Finance

louis? neil? cheeno? or ericson?

2007-03-22 02:25:20 · 10 answers · asked by Bubbles*-* 2 in Comics & Animation

Seth said he didn't want to go out with me because I hurt him when I went out with his friend Do you think its payback?

2007-03-22 02:25:19 · 8 answers · asked by ♥Megan♥ 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-03-22 02:25:18 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

When my teachers say '' If you fail this trimester you have to go to summerschool'' Does that mean I have to get a F for fail or does a D considered failing too.

2007-03-22 02:25:16 · 4 answers · asked by Preston S 2 in Primary & Secondary Education

A six-sided die has non-standard numbering, If the die was to be rolled twice, the six possible total scores are: 4,5,6,8,9,12.
a) Given that each of the six sides bearss a whole number, how many different number appear on the die?
b) If the sums 4,6 and 12 are each half as likely as the sums, 5,8 and 9, identify all six sides of the die.

2007-03-22 02:25:13 · 1 answers · asked by babigurl34 2 in Mathematics

Would phone calls be more appropriate? It will just be for wedding party/partners and family.

2007-03-22 02:25:12 · 5 answers · asked by graciemae 1 in Etiquette

Not necessary foul but having stomach cramps. Brighter yellow, but drinking tons of water, doesn't really look cloudy does this sound like a bladder infection. It doesn't smell but it definately smell stronger.

2007-03-22 02:25:09 · 6 answers · asked by pattiof 4 in Other - Diseases

2007-03-22 02:25:08 · 15 answers · asked by sharon_murphy1@btinternet.com 1 in Adolescent

2007-03-22 02:25:07 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I went back to the gym on tuesday. I was stiff yesterday, but today is much worse. My legs are so stiff and sore I can barely walk. You can forget about picking things up off the floor.

2007-03-22 02:25:04 · 3 answers · asked by Food Traveler 4 in Diet & Fitness

Every good protest needs a song

The importance of being violated
(to the tune of 'The Importance Of Being Idle' by Oasis)

I lost 10 points for the 13th time
Because some jerk,he dont like me,
I begged Yahoo just to make it right
But he said'boy,thats unlikely'

Cant these reporters just get a life
i guess no,its quite frightning
I would report them for wasting time
but then no,thats not like me

but i dont mind
just because some idiots feel reporting is fine
ill be fine
if we stand up and protest,against the burkes that we detest
maybe they will go and we can put this all to rest

2007-03-22 02:25:03 · 15 answers · asked by QPRfan 6 in Polls & Surveys

process of applying for social securtiy ssi benefits?
Please contact me if you are... looking for a mentor.

2007-03-22 02:25:03 · 5 answers · asked by HA! HA! HA! 5 in Mental Health

Please can someone explain the system where this DS chap has it put into his head that he would like to go to a show, then to stay in a hotel, not just a normal place but a 5 star hotel. Yet he is not allowed to take his auntie out to do exactly the same thing on him?!! She has to pay herself!!

I can understand that there has to be a person inbetween calling the shots however when it is for their own self gratification surely there is something wrong with it.

Another carer told the two DS chaps who share accomodation that they should get Sky tv, they organised it and now the carer sits and watches sky tv?!!!

Wat is wrong with our society that this is allowed to go on. My friend has tried to talk to the boss of the carers involved but unfortunately nothing seems to be done and she is being made out to be a trouble maker. Who can she go to to sort this out?

2007-03-22 02:25:01 · 8 answers · asked by KANGA 3 in Etiquette

its a serious question.

2007-03-22 02:24:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Astronomy & Space

2007-03-22 02:24:53 · 8 answers · asked by doubtingthomas 1 in STDs

is one always better than the other?

2007-03-22 02:24:50 · 9 answers · asked by Basket-santa 6 in Polls & Surveys

apart from using this expensive overprime to inject a female fish to get the eggs what other mixture or thing one can use. maybe locally made?

2007-03-22 02:24:37 · 1 answers · asked by princeugokie04 1 in Fish

2007-03-22 02:24:36 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating