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Brian came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When he awoke he found a strange man standing at the end of his bed wearing a long flowing white robe.
"Who the hell are you?" Demanded Brian, "and what are you doing in my bedroom?".
The mysterious Man answered "This isn't your bedroom and I'm St Peter".
Brian was stunned "You mean I'm dead!!! That can't be, I have so much to live for, I haven't said goodbye to my family....you've got to send me back straight away".
St Peter replied "Yes you can be reincarnated but there is a catch. We can only send you back? as a dog or a hen."? Brian was devastated, but knowing there was a farm not far from his house, he asked to be sent back as a hen.
2007-03-22 02:25:35 · 11 answers · asked by Cat burgler 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A flash of light later he was covered in feathers and clucking around pecking the ground. "This ain't so bad" he thought until he felt this strange feeling welling up inside him.
The farmyard rooster strolled over and said "So you're the new hen, how are you enjoying your first? day here?"??
"It's not so bad" replies Brian, "but I have this strange feeling inside like I'm about to? explode".
"It's an egg." explained the rooster, "Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before".
"Never" replies Brian.
"Well just relax and let it happen"?
And so he did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, an egg pops out from under his tail. An immense feeling of relief swept over him and his emotions got the better of him as he experienced motherhood for the first time.
When he laid his second egg, the feeling of happiness was overwhelming and he knew that being reincarnated as a hen was the best thing that ever happened to him... ever!!!
2007-03-22 02:26:05 · update #1
The joy kept coming and as he was just about to lay his third egg he felt an enormous smack on the back of his head and heard his wife shouting,
"Brian, wake up you drunken b*****d you're s******g the bed!"
2007-03-22 02:26:42 · update #2
Now THAT! was funny! Really liked that one. And why do sooo many people get on their high horses about these jokes! Just relax people, go with the flow............... or actually not, as the case may be!
2007-03-22 06:01:01 · answer #1 · answered by Lovely Witch 25 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hence forth, the reason why idiots should never drink. They do something stupid everytime. LOL... and so the reason for the joke.
2007-03-22 02:43:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Poor the ending was not funny.
2007-03-22 02:30:04 · answer #3 · answered by MISSY G 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
really funny!!!
but a bit gross.
xxx
2007-03-22 08:15:49 · answer #4 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh **** the wife told you
2007-03-22 03:21:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
uummm
2007-03-22 02:29:28 · answer #6 · answered by q4ewt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha
brilliant
2007-03-22 02:37:17 · answer #7 · answered by blue birds til i die 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL !!
EFFING BLINDING ...!!!
LOL
101/100.....lol
2007-03-22 02:30:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was the "S H I T!!"
2007-03-22 02:39:20 · answer #9 · answered by Bonnie Lynn 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol thanks for the laugh
2007-03-22 04:16:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋