All categories - 22 March 2007

Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.

2007-03-22 23:43:02 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am African American male and i wash my hair everyday but that is not the norm in my community. Most people especially women wash their hair like once a week. Our hair needs oilys to be strong and if you was it away daily you will damage our hair. I keep my hair short and i oil my sclap daily. I need to wash it daily for my dandruff it is the only way to keep it under control. So what about white peoples hair is different that they can wash it daily

2007-03-22 23:43:01 · 8 answers · asked by Big Daddy R 7 in Other - Society & Culture

2007-03-22 23:42:55 · 1 answers · asked by marvello 1 in Hair

After years of milking cows with the traditional stool-and-squirt method, Farmer Giles finds he has enough money to order a high-tech milking machine.

The equipment arrives a few days later and, realising his wife is out for the day, decides to test the machine on himself first.

After setting it up, he quickly eases his beef bayonet into the equipment and flicks the switch.

The sucking teat pleasures him better than his wife ever could, but when it's over the machine will not release his willy.

In desperation, the farmer calls the Customer Service Hotline. "Hello," he winces, "I've just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but, er, how do I remove it from the cow's udder?"

"Don't worry." Replies the rep. "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons."

2007-03-22 23:42:52 · 12 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Jokes & Riddles

should I wear contacts or eyeglasses while I am taking picture to get images in focus on the film with a through-the-the lens manual focusing camera. Or does it matter at all?

2007-03-22 23:42:52 · 5 answers · asked by Muslim K 1 in Photography

2007-03-22 23:42:51 · 11 answers · asked by ₪₪₪AbsolutE₪₪₪ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 23:42:47 · 27 answers · asked by rodriguesaugusto 2 in Politics

What is the similar word for THINKING AHEAD.

2007-03-22 23:42:35 · 3 answers · asked by Nimi 2 in Words & Wordplay

2007-03-22 23:42:29 · 20 answers · asked by smile please 3 in Mental Health

i love animals even though the work in the zoo does not involve working with the animals i will still be around them in some way, until september . or should i stay where i am doing chef work in a hotel , can someone tell me what i should decide.

2007-03-22 23:42:27 · 2 answers · asked by leanne j 1 in Careers & Employment

2007-03-22 23:42:25 · 7 answers · asked by Mary G 6 in Politics

2007-03-22 23:42:21 · 4 answers · asked by sunny 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-03-22 23:42:06 · 10 answers · asked by lalonso 1 in Drawing & Illustration

i bought some new scales today , and according to them i have not lost a single pound, but weeks ago i had nearly lost a stone, i bought apair of jeans which i couldnt fit into , but i can now ? i have lost weight or are these scales wrong?

2007-03-22 23:42:04 · 9 answers · asked by whispernikki 4 in Diet & Fitness

2007-03-22 23:42:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Food & Drink

She is Petite and Blonde. Very pretty, and has Irish background. I need a pet name for her.... I cant think of much. Sensible names only please.

2007-03-22 23:41:49 · 25 answers · asked by Chuck 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-03-22 23:41:45 · 11 answers · asked by M?r?? P 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-22 23:41:43 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Medicine

i've checked all the major cheat sites but havent been able to find any.

2007-03-22 23:41:38 · 3 answers · asked by assassin2007 1 in Other - Games & Recreation

I'm a teenage boy studying in the 8th grade and I have noticed somebody in my grade who is trying to become my friend and is following me everywhere I go and trying to approach me and talk to me. But the problem- I really don't want to become his friend and I don't like him, though he's good in school. What do I do in order to make him stop trying to become my friend?

2007-03-22 23:41:36 · 11 answers · asked by TrueWOW 3 in Friends

or is he a really bad wrestler with a really good opening

2007-03-22 23:41:33 · 13 answers · asked by ____ 5 in Wrestling

If I eat, I want to digest it quickly so I'll not gain weight. what is the best way and what medication? I normally us andrew liver salts but it doesn't work qucikly.

2007-03-22 23:41:28 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

IS it coup de tat or cu de ta Still why do they let french pronunciations mess up our English and let us say orderv and cay sera sera facade instead ov fasard you french people must apologize for making a mess ov our lives.

2007-03-22 23:41:11 · 9 answers · asked by zyp_john 2 in Languages

anyone have any tips for someone that likes to just stick things in a drawer or in a closet so its outta the way? thanx!

2007-03-22 23:41:09 · 4 answers · asked by S J 2 in Cleaning & Laundry

After having a hysterectomy in my early 20s I developed pain and bleeding 2 years later. I was rushed in for an emergency MRI scan and was off work pending a cancer diagnosis. Work pressured me to tell then what was wrong so I told them it was cancer and that I would be having radiotherapy. I have now found out that the cells they found were actually endometrial and not cancerous. They are trying me with daily hormone injections and if that fails a short course of radiotherapy (not guarenteed. Work have been very good but want a full drs report. How do I now tell them I don't have cancer...do you think they will understand? My GP is happy to say I was being tested for cancer but obviously the bottom line is I told them something not true and I'm scared to admit that I'm now fine. They were treating the cancer as mitigating circumstances but will this condition be seen as the same. I'm so scared of telling them but they will find out from the report if I dont tell them. any advise?

2007-03-22 23:40:56 · 5 answers · asked by Sparkle 1 in Careers & Employment

A friend I have on myspace has all women commenting his picture of him sitting down with his guitar and many of them comment it being sexy.
What is it women find "sexy" about a picture of a man playing a guitar?

2007-03-22 23:40:40 · 1 answers · asked by Don 2 in Other - Society & Culture

I have been tested for diabetes which was ruled out , i wake up alot during the night because my mouth feels like Ghandis flip-flop .. My mouth and throat are so dry even now whilst i type this question ...

2007-03-22 23:40:35 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Health

2007-03-22 23:40:32 · 15 answers · asked by diwakar mishra 1 in Vegetarian & Vegan