After years of milking cows with the traditional stool-and-squirt method, Farmer Giles finds he has enough money to order a high-tech milking machine.
The equipment arrives a few days later and, realising his wife is out for the day, decides to test the machine on himself first.
After setting it up, he quickly eases his beef bayonet into the equipment and flicks the switch.
The sucking teat pleasures him better than his wife ever could, but when it's over the machine will not release his willy.
In desperation, the farmer calls the Customer Service Hotline. "Hello," he winces, "I've just bought a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but, er, how do I remove it from the cow's udder?"
"Don't worry." Replies the rep. "The machine will release automatically once it's collected two gallons."
2007-03-22 23:42:52 · 12 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is the best and funniest joke I have heard absolutely ages. I had to tell my boss.
2007-03-23 02:03:36 · answer #1 · answered by natasha * 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Christ. Poor Farmer Giles
2007-03-23 06:48:09 · answer #2 · answered by kit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one that is very funny. poor old farmer has to wait bet that didnt sound good to him after he heard that
2007-03-23 10:40:07 · answer #3 · answered by Christina K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thts wht a called a real milk lover
2007-03-23 06:51:13 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great one Jay.!!!
10/10. 2 liters poor chap,ha ha.!!!
2007-03-23 10:04:29 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dirty old farmer gets his just desserts
2007-03-23 06:47:57 · answer #6 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh dear how will he explain that brilliant
2007-03-23 13:57:45 · answer #7 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol poor guy
2007-03-23 11:21:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol. funny
2007-03-23 06:47:07 · answer #9 · answered by shaz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA!!!!
2007-03-23 09:06:01 · answer #10 · answered by Jodi C 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋