Following a nasty car accident, a man's wife slips into a coma.
After spending weeks at her bedside, the husband is summoned to the hospital.
"It's amazing" says the Doctor, breathlessly. "While bathing your wife, one of the nurses noticed she responded to her b00bs being touched."
The husband is very excited, and asks what he can do. "Well," says the doc, "If one erogenous zone provokes a response, perhaps the others will too."
So the husband goes alone into the room, where he slips his hand under the covers and begins to massage her b!ts.
Amazingly, the woman begins to move and even moan a little. The man tells the doctor, waiting outside.
"Excellent!" he says. "If she responds like that to your finger, I think you should try 0_r_@_l s_e_x."
Nodding, the husband returns to the room - but within minutes the heart monitor alarms go off, and the medics pile into the room.
2007-03-22
23:38:59
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