Following a nasty car accident, a man's wife slips into a coma.
After spending weeks at her bedside, the husband is summoned to the hospital.
"It's amazing" says the Doctor, breathlessly. "While bathing your wife, one of the nurses noticed she responded to her b00bs being touched."
The husband is very excited, and asks what he can do. "Well," says the doc, "If one erogenous zone provokes a response, perhaps the others will too."
So the husband goes alone into the room, where he slips his hand under the covers and begins to massage her b!ts.
Amazingly, the woman begins to move and even moan a little. The man tells the doctor, waiting outside.
"Excellent!" he says. "If she responds like that to your finger, I think you should try 0_r_@_l s_e_x."
Nodding, the husband returns to the room - but within minutes the heart monitor alarms go off, and the medics pile into the room.
2007-03-22 23:38:59 · 17 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"What happened?" shouts the doctor, as he checks the prone woman's pulse.
"I'm not sure," replies the man, looking sheepish. "I think she might have choked."
2007-03-22 23:39:16 · update #1
LMFAAOOO. oh thats hilarious! thanks!
2007-03-22 23:42:24 · answer #1 · answered by PussyCat Doll <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Typical man thinking of his own needs.
But you have to feel sorry for him, it has been weeks, baby oil and tissues will never be enough for a some men :0)
2007-03-23 11:46:26 · answer #2 · answered by natasha * 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another good one Jay.!!!
10/10. Still Laughing J.
ha ha ha.!!!
2007-03-24 09:52:20 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A brilliant joke.
2007-03-23 06:51:33 · answer #4 · answered by Honey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OLd, but funny. Like my Grandad trying to walk.
2007-03-23 06:42:54 · answer #5 · answered by Shinny 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Old but still funny.
2007-03-23 07:15:10 · answer #6 · answered by Mark J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL tht did make me laugh out loud! gud one :D
2007-03-23 06:43:59 · answer #7 · answered by Ascetic 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a risky one but very very funny
2007-03-23 13:59:24 · answer #8 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-03-23 07:24:54 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its old but its still funny.
2007-03-23 06:42:39 · answer #10 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha lmao... old but funny.. nevermind ..
2007-03-23 06:44:36 · answer #11 · answered by honey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋