All categories - 22 March 2007

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" "Ach," says the Irish man, "it's drivin' me nuts!"

2007-03-22 22:05:40 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I sent a Sony TV to a London address 29/12/2006 by Parcel Force it was tracked No SN0101494 to London West LD depot at Concord Road Acton London at 04.35 on the 30/12/2006 and then disappeared.
I phoned the local Parcel Force office at Perth and spoke to the manager he said he would try and trace the TV, He told me that the depot at London was burgled on the 31/12/2006 he said he would look into it that was on the 4/01/07 he then sent me a claim form the next week which I fill in and sent to there claim office in Glasgow on the 10/01/2007 It is now the 02/03/07 I received a letter to say that they received the claim.
Am I entitled to the full price of the TV it was new and never out of the box
I Have recieved a cheque for £150 as full payment.
Can I claim the full amount as they let my parcel be stolen.

2007-03-22 22:05:38 · 4 answers · asked by Ian L 1 in Other - Business & Finance

Okay, so he's a close friend, and we both recently admitted that we like the other on the phone. That's pretty much the only place that we talk. But sometimes he'll say answer something like, "I think you're annoying" then go, "I'm just kidding" or "I'm not kidding" (he uses both for the same answer). How do I know which one he means? He said another girl he likes is holding him back too. He can be so confusing! We can have great conversations when he's serious, but sometimes I wind up feeling kinda hurt. Like I passed him a note in class the other day and he threw it on the floor and left it, without even reading it! Is he doing that on purpose to test me or something? He does have moments where he does control himself... some...

2007-03-22 22:05:38 · 6 answers · asked by tres_maqnifique 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-03-22 22:05:23 · 4 answers · asked by Craig E 1 in Friends

Is there any woman out there who has held on to a marriage where there is basically no open communication, you do not do anything with your spouse not even share a meal on the table. He comes in the wee hours of the morning and not even a single call from him. When I call he will not pick his phone.
Right now we stay in separate bedrooms so since he comes in so late and leaves pretty early I hardly get to see him.
I chased him out of the bedroom bse he wld want to have sex with no explanation where he had spent the previous night.
I know he is involved in emotional affairs and hve no proof if they have gone sexual but isnt that still an affair?
Deep down I Know my marriage is over but is there any one who has not given up and it worked out? I have a son and not earning at the moment? Is it possible to stay with a man who does not meet your affection and emotional needs but only physical? Married Women out please adivce and I will take it serious bse I have hit a dead end.

2007-03-22 22:05:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Marriage & Divorce

this guy i worked with used to always compliment me at work but i always took it as joking around. one day i told him i was quiting and that the following day would be my last and he asked me to stick around and go on a lunch break with him. we sat outside and talked for a while and before i got up to leave he asked for my number and instead i took his and told him that i would txt him my number that night. wen i txtd him he was really grateful bcoz he thort i wuldnt do it. after that he messaged me everyday and everynite and he even asked to meet up. we did the following afternoon and we had something to eat n drink and it was going great. he asked me to come to his house bbq that he n his mates were throwing in 3 weeks n he sed he wuld call to let me know. after that day i neva heard from him again and a couple months later he txtd asking who i was. i was completely crushed and dont understand him now. what does this mean. p.s im 18 he was 22

2007-03-22 22:04:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

In a premature conception deceived by the visual speculation, or in a discerning vapor that is your paradisiacal fantasy?

2007-03-22 22:04:42 · 22 answers · asked by JOhNe=mc² 6 in Polls & Surveys

Everytime I see people eat pizza, they always leave the crust.
What do you think?

2007-03-22 22:04:42 · 42 answers · asked by Nicolas 2 in Other - Food & Drink

2007-03-22 22:04:41 · 30 answers · asked by ₪₪₪AbsolutE₪₪₪ 7 in Polls & Surveys

white people live in fear of starting a riot if they speak out against black wrongs, which are many compared to their population.
the spineless whites are always having a go at other races who don't start riots. whites surly do fear blacks.
why can't the blacks be as hard working as hindus.

2007-03-22 22:04:41 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

Hello, I saw this incredibly attractive girl near my house (I'm currently living in Chennai) a few days back. On seeing her I followed her and found out that she lives in a working women's hostel very close to my house. The next day morning I saw her walk to her office which is an IT company about 10 minutes from her place. She walks both while going to office and while coming back. So, I know where she lives and where she works - but i don't know how to approach her and make friends with her. There is no common ground to approach her with & I think just walking upto her on the road might not work very well. I find her very attractive and want to be friends with her ... any suggetions on how I can do this would be highly appreciated!

2007-03-22 22:04:35 · 4 answers · asked by Magix 2 in Singles & Dating

2007-03-22 22:04:28 · 9 answers · asked by mesun1408 6 in Vegetarian & Vegan

How much would it cost all together if gas cost 2.65$ and I am going 258.67 miles away, my car gets 19 on average miles per gallon and I am going about 60 mph?

2007-03-22 22:04:28 · 4 answers · asked by EmptynessOfTears 2 in Mathematics

What can I do to help her through this but not feel her wrath?

2007-03-22 22:04:27 · 6 answers · asked by Small Lady 4 in Family

2007-03-22 22:04:15 · 27 answers · asked by ? 4 in FIFA World Cup (TM)

The First Affair
A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day, their passions overcame them and they took off for her house, where they made passionate love all afternoon. Exhausted from the wild s*x, they fell
asleep, awakening around 8:00 pm. As the man threw on his clothes, he told the woman to take his shoes outside and rub them through the grass and dirt. Mystified, she nonetheless complied. He slipped into his shoes and drove home.
"Where have you been?" demanded his wife when he entered the house.
"Darling, I can't lie to you. I've been having an affair with my secretary and we've been having s*x all afternoon. I fell asleep and didn't wake up until eight o'clock."
The wife glanced down at his shoes and said, "You lying b*stard! You've been playing golf!".

2007-03-22 22:04:13 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i need copies of a ladies dress made , does anyone have addresses for good ladies tailors in Guangzhou

2007-03-22 22:03:53 · 4 answers · asked by vanainc 1 in Thailand

using the factory speaker wiring to convert to rca outputs for amp install

2007-03-22 22:03:48 · 1 answers · asked by bazil 1 in Car Audio

Hello, I saw this incredibly attractive girl near my house (I'm currently living in Chennai) a few days back. On seeing her I followed her and found out that she lives in a working women's hostel very close to my house. The next day morning I saw her walk to her office which is an IT company about 10 minutes from her place. She walks both while going to office and while coming back. So, I know where she lives and where she works - but i don't know how to approach her and make friends with her. There is no common ground to approach her with & I think just walking upto her on the road might not work very well. I find her very attactive and want to be friends with her ... any suggetions on how I can do this would be highly appreciated!

2007-03-22 22:03:43 · 10 answers · asked by Magix 2 in Singles & Dating

Well it's not funny is it... It bl*ody hurts.So why is it called a funny bone.?

2007-03-22 22:03:41 · 24 answers · asked by David 4 in Polls & Surveys

I see black stuff in his ears, but i don't have enough money to go to the vet right now. What does he have?

2007-03-22 22:03:28 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cats

2007-03-22 22:03:26 · 4 answers · asked by Sobekkara 3 in Music

2007-03-22 22:03:11 · 7 answers · asked by cdfxtech 3 in Women's Health

"pack your bags we've won the lottery" "where are we off to?" she replies "im going nowhere but you - can f*** off !!"

2007-03-22 22:03:09 · 11 answers · asked by Red5 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I can only find them in USA and would rather not have to pay import taxes etc. If I'm unable to buy one in the UK, does anyone know how to build a JTAG to USB cable?

2007-03-22 22:02:55 · 4 answers · asked by weedavy25 1 in Other - Hardware

Who is better? Does it really matter with Jerry Jones as the owner?

2007-03-22 22:02:25 · 7 answers · asked by dizattolah 2 in Football (American)

this is mouth herpes right? Is it proper etiquette to tell your significant other of this? How or when?

2007-03-22 22:02:25 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in STDs

I Really Love That Song

2007-03-22 22:02:05 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Do you like the name Raquelle Nicole? Our last name is Kazaka. My husband loves it but I'm not sure...

2007-03-22 22:02:01 · 22 answers · asked by Madness 4 in Baby Names

if i buy a keyboard mouse combo do i need to use the adapter if my wireless card has rf?

2007-03-22 22:01:47 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Computers