"pack your bags we've won the lottery" "where are we off to?" she replies "im going nowhere but you - can f*** off !!"
2007-03-22 22:03:09 · 11 answers · asked by Red5 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
its ok but it didnt make me laugh
2007-03-22 22:06:40 · answer #1 · answered by sickskillz883 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant joke. here's one for you.
a woman goes to vegas with some friends and when she's there she notices the prostitutes have good looking clothes and seem quite content. they also tell her that they earn around 400 dollars a trick.
so when she gets home to her husband she starts packing her bags and he sais to her ''where you off to then?''
and the wife answers him ''i'm gonna live in vegas. i can get 400 dollars doin to other men what i do to you for free''
the man madly starts packing his bags and says WIT FOR ME!
she says 'where do you think you're going?''
and the husband replies. ''VEGAS! i wanna see you live on 800 dollars a year!''
2007-03-23 05:13:35 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee. It's mean, but funny. I know my husband will laugh his head off when I tell him!
2007-03-23 05:08:51 · answer #3 · answered by Ma to 2 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome. Thats so funny. I really think it should be the guy that can f*** off!
2007-03-23 05:08:27 · answer #4 · answered by angellover6056 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats wot i would say
2007-03-26 18:13:02 · answer #5 · answered by sandra s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah not even a chuckle sorry
2007-03-23 05:25:11 · answer #6 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's quite funny
2007-03-23 06:12:18 · answer #7 · answered by JennieRose 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
didn't even get a smirk
2007-03-23 05:20:50 · answer #8 · answered by Fire Lt. 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I had to laugh.
2007-03-23 05:08:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats very old.
2007-03-23 06:59:14 · answer #10 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋