All categories - 17 March 2007

2007-03-17 01:23:55 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Hey guys, I'm still on my vacation right now and I saw some dolphin show.

So why do I got the impression that a lot of folks here are dumber than those dolphins? o_O

2007-03-17 01:23:53 · 8 answers · asked by Adia Azrael 4 in Religion & Spirituality

I think it was Tony Blair and Lauren (Catherine Tate)

2007-03-17 01:23:43 · 13 answers · asked by Sir Sidney Snot 6 in Television

In the last 10 years since I started surfing the Internet,
It has transformed my life in a very very big way,
Words are unable to express my admiration and awe for this fountain of knowledge ,and the varied ways in which we can communicate with one and all.

2007-03-17 01:23:39 · 13 answers · asked by SHARAD S 2 in Internet

2007-03-17 01:23:28 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-17 01:23:28 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Skin Conditions

A truck driver is cruising along when he spots a little yellow man standing in the middle of the road, crying. He brings the truck to a standstill, rolls down the window, and asks the little man what's wrong.


"I'm yellow, I'm from Venus, I'm gay and I'm hungry," sobs the little man.


"Well," says the trucker, "I can offer you a cheese sandwich, but that's as much as I can do."


So he passes a sandwich to the grateful little man and drives off.


A bit later he has to stop again, because there's a little red man in the middle of the road, crying. So he comes to a halt, rolls down the window and a bit more impatiently - asks the little man what the matter is.


"I'm red, I'm from Venus, I'm gay and I'm thirsty," the little man bawls.


So the trucker says, "I can offer you a can of Coke, but that's as much as I can do." He hands a can of Coke down to the little man and drives off.


A little further on, the trucker spots a little blue man in the middle of the road. Really annoyed now, he stops, rolls down the window and snaps, "Yes, you silly little blue moffie, what planet are you from and what do you want?"


And the little man answers, "Your driver's license, please..."

2007-03-17 01:23:20 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-17 01:23:12 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-03-17 01:22:59 · 3 answers · asked by kani_cute_ c 1 in Other - Education

2007-03-17 01:22:46 · 4 answers · asked by pumpkin 2 in Other - United Kingdom

2007-03-17 01:22:39 · 7 answers · asked by American_Dago 3 in Music

It seems to get numb most often when I'm at the computer or laying down.

2007-03-17 01:22:38 · 5 answers · asked by Mark A 3 in Other - Diseases

2007-03-17 01:22:31 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Psychology

2007-03-17 01:22:26 · 8 answers · asked by liza b 1 in Movies

im already very active.

i went from going to the gym every 2 or 3 days and working on weights for 1.5 hours and also aerobic exercise 1 or 2 hours.

now i am walking 10 miles 4x per week. that is about 2.5 hours. i am lifting weights only once or twice a week.

my goal is to become leaner. i feel i have a lot of muscles. maybe the muscles make me appear too curvy. i dont like it. i want to be lean.

i am 5'3 and 150 lbs and 30 yrs old. that sounds very heavy i know, except for you have to figure in that i lift a lot of weights, ie pretty much nothing jiggles.

i just want to get very lean.

im also trying to limit my food intake. i have limited it a lot.

But i am dissapointed because i have been staying the course for three weeks. i have not lost a pound!! do you think i have an illness? shouldnt i have lost at least a single pound????!!!

thanks.

2007-03-17 01:22:17 · 7 answers · asked by wcarolinew 2 in Diet & Fitness

2007-03-17 01:22:08 · 13 answers · asked by piggy1 1 in Makeup

At the time of their passionate romp?

OR is it just the ramblings of a horny Jew?

2007-03-17 01:22:03 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

how does a cracked head or leaking head gasket let the oil from the reservoir into the firing chamber?

2007-03-17 01:21:51 · 2 answers · asked by tree man 1 in Maintenance & Repairs

2007-03-17 01:21:45 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Buying & Selling

Please help I crave year after year!

2007-03-17 01:21:44 · 5 answers · asked by Violet 4 in Winnipeg

Or does it seem awkward?

I was raised to always hold a door for a lady... I noticed alot of men do not. Why?

2007-03-17 01:21:43 · 29 answers · asked by Twizler 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 01:21:39 · 2 answers · asked by julie p 2 in Television

Would you please, accept my deepest apology, for the attitude I 'used' to have about Atheism and Evolution?

Some may be wondering: where did this sudden change come from?

Well, in all honestly from an article, which I literally finished reading; just before asking my question of Atheists and putting my request to Christians.

ALL CHRISTIANS ::: Please, do yourself a favor, read it.

Trust me, it will open your heart and mind to the pain that Atheists are made to go through everyday --- because of 'faith' being shoved down their throats!!

Why are churches doing this? Why are pastors, parents, grand-parents, other family and even friends "forcing Beliefs and Faith" on people? IF church members are responsible for driving people away, who do you think God 'should' hold accountable?

http://www.daltonator.net/durandal/religion/history.shtml
(The arrows at the bottom of the page do not work, the subject links to the left work fine.)

2007-03-17 01:21:33 · 19 answers · asked by whathappentothisnation 3 in Religion & Spirituality

Does your wife whine about it, claiming it is dirty?

2007-03-17 01:21:23 · 5 answers · asked by bhodie1 2 in Infectious Diseases

Do you think kids that speak slang (dang, it be like, nah man, etc), ever speak proper english. When I say kids I mean little kids. And don't you think that will effect them when they start applying for jobs. Also if it will and the parents know it, why do parents let their kids talk like their fav rapper? I guess what I'm saying is can it be unlearned?

2007-03-17 01:21:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I think Mark hamilton has a good chance.
Who do you think will win?

2007-03-17 01:21:13 · 10 answers · asked by carswoody 6 in Formula One

I wanted to see how far I went in this park. An was going to use something like Microsfot Earth, but couldn't figure out if you could, or not mark distance. Any help be great.

2007-03-17 01:21:11 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Geography

...would he have found weapons of mass destruction and started a war with the giant?

2007-03-17 01:21:09 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

hi every body i am trying my best to find any website on which i can see cricket world cupp 2007,,,but i didnt find,,,plz help me if there is any site showing world cup

2007-03-17 01:21:06 · 6 answers · asked by sajidsherin 1 in Cricket