what happens to the truck driver?

Question

A truck driver is cruising along when he spots a little yellow man standing in the middle of the road, crying. He brings the truck to a standstill, rolls down the window, and asks the little man what's wrong.


"I'm yellow, I'm from Venus, I'm gay and I'm hungry," sobs the little man.


"Well," says the trucker, "I can offer you a cheese sandwich, but that's as much as I can do."


So he passes a sandwich to the grateful little man and drives off.


A bit later he has to stop again, because there's a little red man in the middle of the road, crying. So he comes to a halt, rolls down the window and a bit more impatiently - asks the little man what the matter is.


"I'm red, I'm from Venus, I'm gay and I'm thirsty," the little man bawls.


So the trucker says, "I can offer you a can of Coke, but that's as much as I can do." He hands a can of Coke down to the little man and drives off.


A little further on, the trucker spots a little blue man in the middle of the road. Really annoyed now, he stops, rolls down the window and snaps, "Yes, you silly little blue moffie, what planet are you from and what do you want?"


And the little man answers, "Your driver's license, please..."

Answer 1

He enters a good rehab program, and with discipline and structure he finally stops hallucinating.

Answer 2

good joke but what does the reference to gays mean

Answer 3

it is the highway patrol

Answer 4

Okee dokee then....

Answer 5

Ha ha!!!

Answer 6

i get it, but its kinda weird.. he's a police officer? wat about the litttle men?

Answer 7

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