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...would he have found weapons of mass destruction and started a war with the giant?

2007-03-17 01:21:09 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

6 answers

no because the Giant would have said ..

FEE FI FO FUM
I SMELL THE BLOOD
OF SOMEONE DUMB

BE HE ALIVE OR BE HE DEAD
I'LL GRIND HIS BONES TO MAKE MY BREAD ...

and he would have too .

2007-03-17 01:29:43 · answer #1 · answered by ll_jenny_ll here AND I'M BAC 7 · 1 1

He's from Texas. He's supposed to be an oil man but can't find any in his own State. I don't think he could find the beanstalk.

2007-03-17 08:33:47 · answer #2 · answered by Joe 6 · 1 1

NO!! He would have been looking for burgers - GIANT burgers and a golf course then he'd say 'Now, watch this drive!'

2007-03-19 16:19:39 · answer #3 · answered by emZie 2 · 0 0

One man's beanstalk is another man's arsenal...

2007-03-19 15:35:43 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

yes most prob!! he is too dumb to realise that the giant can squash him like a bug..oh well, shame its not real life lol

2007-03-20 21:05:43 · answer #5 · answered by yummy_mummy 3 · 0 0

he would not have found the weapons he would just have used them as an excuse

2007-03-17 08:29:21 · answer #6 · answered by barn owl 5 · 1 1

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