2007-03-17 01:23:28 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Little Red Riding Hood, the clever girl that she is would have met George Bush, grabbed the woodcutter's axe, lopped off the b*st*rd's head. She would then have been hailed as saviour of the universe and George Bush's battered body would have been handed over to thousands of consipracy theorists to do what they would with it. And there was much rejoicing... yay.
2007-03-22 02:30:21 · answer #1 · answered by Lynn Helven 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This would never happen because the Secret Service knows that Grandma would totally OWN George Bush and make him wish he never left Texas
2007-03-17 01:36:52 · answer #2 · answered by Somanyquestions,solittletime 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
grandma would have went to war while hood would have become the new Secretary of State!!!!!
2007-03-17 10:57:31 · answer #3 · answered by sexie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Substitute Bill Clinton for Geo. Bush... throw in a desk... and put your own joke here.
2007-03-17 02:02:26 · answer #4 · answered by Jay9ball 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well if i was red riding hood id be scared as hell
2007-03-21 13:23:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
They'd be classified WMD's and thrown in Gitmo for ever without being charged....I'd vote for having the wolf back!
2007-03-17 01:26:52 · answer #6 · answered by fade_this_rally 7 · 3⤊ 2⤋
He would have taken grandmas' Social Security, and sent Red to fight in Iraq.
2007-03-17 01:36:03 · answer #7 · answered by Joe 6 · 1⤊ 3⤋
As long as they weren't in a vehicle with an orange identifying mark on it I think they'd be ok!
2007-03-17 01:37:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
they would be sent to war...or New Orleans to starve and loot for food and water
2007-03-17 04:42:00 · answer #9 · answered by BreeADV 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They'd keep on strolling & laugh their butts off
2007-03-17 01:27:16 · answer #10 · answered by Memeiko 4 · 4⤊ 1⤋