All categories - 17 March 2007

Q: Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?
A: Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A: A cherry float.

Q: What's the difference between a gspot and a golf ball?
A: A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.

Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
A: His wife died.

Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy.

Q: What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
A: Slow down and use a lubricant.

Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job will still suck.

2007-03-17 23:45:18 · 14 answers · asked by conan 4 in Jokes & Riddles

those damn annoying Enzyte commercials? I don't know what's more irritating...the whistling music, or that creepy Smilin Bob walking around with a raging hard-on.....
...and speaking of Smilin Bob, his wife.....if u had to go home to that really weird looking woman, wouldn't u NEED a special enhancement pill to go to bed with that?! OMG

2007-03-17 23:45:17 · 14 answers · asked by Klum 3 in Polls & Surveys

its sooo faint it feels like a trick of the eye but i dont know if it is am i pregnant or not?

2007-03-17 23:45:15 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy

i am a vegetarian and trying to eat healthy but i get really hungry and wonder what kind of things could i snack on.

2007-03-17 23:45:13 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

how do i use tampons i can't insert them it doesn't hurt necessarily i push it in but it wont go in please help me because i really need to start ussing them

2007-03-17 23:45:12 · 5 answers · asked by TAMARA K 1 in Women's Health

2007-03-17 23:45:10 · 2 answers · asked by bruce s 1 in Music

Give me sites to see, requirements in knowledge to open such auction sites and all relevant information.

Thanks

2007-03-17 23:45:10 · 1 answers · asked by kim_stolz 3 in Small Business

2007-03-17 23:45:09 · 2 answers · asked by pearl d 1 in Dogs

2007-03-17 23:44:44 · 3 answers · asked by outlaw 2 in Other - Holidays

2007-03-17 23:44:19 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-17 23:44:19 · 11 answers · asked by man of ape 6 in Politics

I work from 10:00 P.M. to 7:00 A.M.! I always liked working nites!!!!

2007-03-17 23:44:15 · 7 answers · asked by ? 2 in Careers & Employment

Also will the publishers have their own illustrators?

2007-03-17 23:44:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

a) Americans
b) Britishers
c) Irish people
d) Indians
e) australians

2007-03-17 23:43:45 · 14 answers · asked by mickey d 1 in Other - Cultures & Groups

heads flap about when they talk like the top half is disconnected from the bottom half.

2007-03-17 23:43:24 · 6 answers · asked by Girugamesh 4 in Other - Cultures & Groups

I love to talk or any kind of contact with a girl.

2007-03-17 23:43:21 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l9/astridmarly/kimdoe.jpg
i want to cut it but ppl ask me not to
so what do u think
i am the one with the long hair
tq in advance

2007-03-17 23:43:21 · 13 answers · asked by astrid 5 in Polls & Surveys

hello, i would like to ask your opinion about this profession. I've decided to take diploma in accountancy then advanced diploma, then a degree in this. this is the best route for me in my country. now i am not sure what is the next step after completing my degree (which is in another 5 years to come) am i suppose to do professional paper (ACCA) or do my postgraduate. For your Information, I'm from a middle-income family. please reply this. thank you.

2007-03-17 23:43:17 · 1 answers · asked by baby 1 in Higher Education (University +)

....that it's not a deodorant or a book?

2007-03-17 23:43:09 · 11 answers · asked by siamesefish 1 in Friends

I heard that the ancient Greeks were among the first to particpate in boxing for sport in the ancient Olympics, and that it was bareknuckle.

Does anyone know what was and wasn't allowed? Could they kick? Fight in a clinch? Was there a count of 10 or did the match last until someone went unconcious?

2007-03-17 23:43:07 · 2 answers · asked by sterling 2 in Boxing

2007-03-17 23:42:57 · 5 answers · asked by deepblue 2 in Languages

My cat has never mated before. She is two years old and will be 3 on April 14th. Anyway, she goes in heat like once a month or every two months. She has mood swings. What could be wrong with her and what do I need to do?

2007-03-17 23:42:49 · 10 answers · asked by Answer Girl 4 in Cats

2007-03-17 23:42:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating

2007-03-17 23:42:22 · 4 answers · asked by anouna 1 in Egypt

2007-03-17 23:42:20 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Im Trying to put some muscle on but im not sure which cardio is best espechily for Abs, running, rowing, cycling? any thoughts?

2007-03-17 23:42:20 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

I just realise i been dropping hair everytime i bath, it's drop like 20 hair and aftr bath i dry my hair is like 3-5 hair drop.. is like total 25 everytime i bath finish.. everyday i bath twice = drop 50hair? and sometimes i sit infront of computer for like 2-3hours i realise my floor have like 2-3 of hair.. my friend told me dropping like 100 hair is normal.. but why my mom bath she only drop like 1-3 hair? and me is 20? is that too much? and if i drop like 60 hair a day.. will that counted alot? and how hairs grow back?

2007-03-17 23:41:46 · 3 answers · asked by justonelastdancee 1 in Hair

I was in love with a guy of my class 2yrs back. But then I broke up because of some misunderstandings. Then I came to hear that he is in love with another girl of my class. I then completely changed my mind. Now after such a long time, he is telling me that he always loved me and no one else. He even cut his palm and wrote my name over that to prove it. He now says that everything was just a misunderstanding and he was never in love with that girl. He says that now he will die without me .
Another problem is that , the girl with whom I had heard he had a relation is my friend. She loves him madly and moreover I don't have very cordial relation with my friend from begginning. But the guy loves me madly.
What should I do now? Please help me out of this problem and tell me what should I do. I am in urgent need of good opinions.

2007-03-17 23:41:46 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Singles & Dating