Q: Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?
A: Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.
Q: What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A: A cherry float.
Q: What's the difference between a gspot and a golf ball?
A: A man will spend 20 minutes looking for a golf ball.
Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?
A: His wife died.
Q: How do you get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy.
Q: What should you do if you girlfriend starts smoking?
A: Slow down and use a lubricant.
Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job will still suck.
2007-03-17 23:45:18 · 14 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol, lol lol , I'm not gonna apologise for cracking up. Keep em coming Conan. These two points take me to level 3. Thanks for tonight's laughs.
2007-03-18 01:12:23 · answer #1 · answered by Silver 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love the first one!!! It's kinda cute..... LóL =))
Here's one for you... I guess you probably know it already:
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class.
Then one day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?''
But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?''
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
The Teacher fainted.
2007-03-18 07:13:16 · answer #2 · answered by anjali k 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HeeeeeHa,I will mind to use the lubricant,next time dude.
I think ur experience is writing.!!??
2007-03-18 07:10:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't apologise!! LMAO at the nun one!!
2007-03-18 07:13:43 · answer #4 · answered by Jane Doe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wait and see the verdict you will get from God
2007-03-18 07:02:32 · answer #5 · answered by Stargate 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Is this suppose to be a joke or wat? It cracks my mind a little.. but, I still wanna thank you for sharing these with us!
2007-03-18 07:53:30 · answer #6 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the jokes are hilarious! so... dont apologize!
2007-03-18 07:45:42 · answer #7 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-03-18 07:49:18 · answer #8 · answered by JACK 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old and still funny!
2007-03-18 06:54:38 · answer #9 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
funny..hehehehe *giggles*
2007-03-18 07:00:15 · answer #10 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋