This couple just got married and were spending their honeymoon at a secluded campground next to a small lake.
Every day the new bridegroom was seen in a boat on the lake fishing.
Two old timers who were always sitting on the dock thought it
kinda funny that the groom was spending all his time on the
lake and eventually their curiosity got the better of them and they confronted him when he came in for lunch.
The first old man said, “Son when I first got married me and my wife spent every day of our honeymoon in bed... well you know!”
The new groom said, "Well, normally that's what I would do, But
she...well, she's got g*n*rrh*ea."
The second old man said, "Son haven't you ever heard about 0_r_a_l 5_e_x? Everybody's doing it these days."
The groom says, "Yes I have heard about that, but she also has py*rrh*ea."
The first old man looks at the second old man, and they both
nod to each other and offered this advice.
2007-03-09
01:23:42
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