This couple just got married and were spending their honeymoon at a secluded campground next to a small lake.
Every day the new bridegroom was seen in a boat on the lake fishing.
Two old timers who were always sitting on the dock thought it
kinda funny that the groom was spending all his time on the
lake and eventually their curiosity got the better of them and they confronted him when he came in for lunch.
The first old man said, “Son when I first got married me and my wife spent every day of our honeymoon in bed... well you know!”
The new groom said, "Well, normally that's what I would do, But
she...well, she's got g*n*rrh*ea."
The second old man said, "Son haven't you ever heard about 0_r_a_l 5_e_x? Everybody's doing it these days."
The groom says, "Yes I have heard about that, but she also has py*rrh*ea."
The first old man looks at the second old man, and they both
nod to each other and offered this advice.
2007-03-09 01:23:42 · 14 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"Sonny, in times like this you just might want to roll her over."
The groom says " I know all about that too, but she's got diarrhoea."
The two old men look at each other and at the same time they say, "Daggone Sonny...g*n*rrh*a, py*rrh*a, diarrhoea,
what the hell did ya marry her for?!"
He said "Well she's also got worms,... And I dooo looove to Fish!!
2007-03-09 01:23:53 · update #1
ewww thats nasty, but funny too, one of your better ones. LMAO
2007-03-09 23:37:32 · answer #1 · answered by Danielle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO Yes bait is high in price these days.
But what would be harder. Catching the fish or the worms. lol.
2007-03-09 01:30:23 · answer #2 · answered by David The Visionary 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sounds a lot like the eddie murphy movie Norbitt
2007-03-10 00:48:48 · answer #3 · answered by me 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-03-09 02:09:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is really funny! This is my first laugh of the day!!!
2007-03-09 01:32:11 · answer #5 · answered by metter_gurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was very good, thanx for the laugh.
2007-03-09 01:40:11 · answer #6 · answered by Cannibal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my God that`s gross!!! really Gross!!!
You`ve managed to put me off my lunch!!
Really!!
Here`s your * Sicko
Tink xx
2007-03-10 02:11:52 · answer #7 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one very funny
2007-03-09 03:49:47 · answer #8 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey----------that really made me laugh out loud! good one!
2007-03-09 01:28:11 · answer #9 · answered by Greybeard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OOOOhhhhhhh! yukky yuk yuk.....hilarious!!!!
2007-03-10 04:12:23 · answer #10 · answered by Pink n Wise 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋