All categories - 8 March 2007

A virile, middle aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman.

Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.

After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"

She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?"

Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming,bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.

Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping.
Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"


Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I Norwegian."

2007-03-08 20:21:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I am on about the ones with the plastic records it I am remembering right they were bright coloured records and played childrens songs.

I have been looking for one for my daughter does anybody know where they can be bought from in England??

2007-03-08 20:21:52 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Toys

2007-03-08 20:21:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Beauty & Style

2007-03-08 20:21:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

Is your belief system wrapped up in a political party?

Do you consider deleterious remarks about candidates in your party as an attack against you?

Do you HATE the candidates in the other party?

Would you like to see the other party wiped off the face of the earth or their members die?

2007-03-08 20:21:39 · 7 answers · asked by danny_boy_jones 5 in Politics

What's your opinion?

2007-03-08 20:21:32 · 16 answers · asked by Motti _Shish 6 in Israel

2007-03-08 20:21:17 · 6 answers · asked by io 1 in Internet

2007-03-08 20:21:16 · 2 answers · asked by sassy girl 3 in Careers & Employment

i already pretty much know my score is kind of low

2007-03-08 20:21:11 · 8 answers · asked by smilingontime 6 in Credit

2007-03-08 20:20:58 · 13 answers · asked by io 1 in Internet

2007-03-08 20:20:52 · 3 answers · asked by dendroidsoldier15 2 in Internet

i had a ACL injury in my knee some 5 years back. Arthroscopy was performed on me and the torn ligament was removed. I couldnt find time since then to get the reconstruction surgery done. would it be possible for reconstruction to be 100% successful ? Would i be able to run like normal person again ?

2007-03-08 20:20:46 · 4 answers · asked by srinivas m 1 in Injuries

An Indian, a Rabbi, the Pope, an Italian, an Englishman, an Irishman & a Scotsman all walk into a bar together and sit down.

The bartender looks at all five of them and says, "What is this... a joke?"

2007-03-08 20:20:31 · 12 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Jokes & Riddles

please all does anyone know the contact details of the VP of the Technical Division at the aouth african airways, i will appreciate your reply

2007-03-08 20:20:22 · 1 answers · asked by lola G 1 in Air Travel

All the way through without referring to Watchtower study materials ? Christians down the centuries have managed without them. If you have tried this, how was the experience ? If not, would you be prepared to try it ?

2007-03-08 20:20:10 · 14 answers · asked by Carlito 3 in Religion & Spirituality

What is a health and safety improvement notice? I need a general description for a presentation i am giving.

2007-03-08 20:20:04 · 4 answers · asked by Jay 1 in Government

Now I am working, I do find it monotone. Work, sleep, eat, work, and go out. I don't find it meaningful.

2007-03-08 20:20:02 · 8 answers · asked by Julie B 2 in Other - Family & Relationships

so does anyone know how i can make my hair all big and stick up like this persons hair? :]]

2007-03-08 20:20:02 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Hair

2007-03-08 20:19:48 · 9 answers · asked by parryalfred 1 in Easter

Tnx for answering hope you will make me happy...

2007-03-08 20:19:47 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2007-03-08 20:19:38 · 4 answers · asked by jlaffing 1 in Swimming & Diving

2007-03-08 20:19:35 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics

it's funny to think how did a man with a spider power throws web from his hand instead of his butt ....which makes sense coz if u have spider power u might probably throw web through ur butt.......but I hate to say this but spiderman is the only superhero that doesn't make sense.....

2007-03-08 20:19:24 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a bedroom. When they were discovered, there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor. The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed. The house in is a remote location, away from everything except for the nearby railway track. What caused the death of Romeo and Juliet?

2007-03-08 20:19:21 · 17 answers · asked by ♥ Lily ♥ 3 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-08 20:19:19 · 4 answers · asked by Rose Anne E 1 in Homework Help

2007-03-08 20:19:16 · 28 answers · asked by SidBridge 6 in Polls & Surveys

i love my gf so much but her parents is againts to me. i did my best to court her parents but it is useless.

2007-03-08 20:19:15 · 16 answers · asked by JP 1 in Singles & Dating

Hi does anybody know re.. Bittorent the official site to download on ? i think you need a code to find and start ? i downloaded the software but have been unsuccessful obtaining downloads re films, nothing seems to work ? Thanks

2007-03-08 20:19:12 · 4 answers · asked by daz1br 1 in Software

2007-03-08 20:18:52 · 8 answers · asked by . 1 in Philosophy

Ok... the real question is like this,

Is it possible to find a polnomial degree 3 that has no real zeroes? Give an example if such polynomial exist or explain why is it impossible to to find such a polynomial....

So.. the question sounds like that... one of my friend told me that there is no such thing but unable to answer / proof as he just show sketches of the graph but im not too sure.......

Can anyone clear the fog within my brain? Thank you....

2007-03-08 20:18:48 · 4 answers · asked by mathsbiochemcompecons 1 in Mathematics