A virile, middle aged Italian gentleman named Guido was relaxing at his favourite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a spectacular young blonde woman.
Things progressed to the point where he invited her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his bedroom where he rattled her senseless.
After a pleasant interlude he asked with a smile, "So, you finish?"
She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, "No."
Surprised, Guido reached for her and the rattling resumed. This time she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The sex finally ends and, again, Guido smiles and asks, "You finish?"
Again, after a short pause, she returns his smile, cuddles closer to him and softly says, "No."
Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied, Guido reaches for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he barely manages it, but they end together screaming,bucking, clawing and ripping the bed sheets.
Exhausted, Guido falls onto his back, gasping.
Barely able to turn his head, he looks into her eyes, smiles proudly and asked again, "You finish?"
Barely able to speak, the beautiful blonde whispers in his ear, "No, I Norwegian."
2007-03-08 20:21:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
who says that stupid guys can't make woman cry for more!
2007-03-09 22:47:03 · answer #1 · answered by delta 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh oh Loki, you naughty naughty boy, I am going to need a padded mat for kneeling on or my knees will start to bleed during the hours of worshipping.
2007-03-09 05:23:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Smarty laughs and claps his hands together for a raptuous round of applause. ENCORE! ENCORE!
One of your best ones Loki .... Keep them rolling off the conveyor belt.
2007-03-09 04:27:45 · answer #3 · answered by Smarty 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dear Loki, Supreme Lord of Michief, can I be your follower?
2007-03-09 06:08:11 · answer #4 · answered by anjali k 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha - class.
That's 3 great jokes I've just read from you today.
Good stuff.
2007-03-09 06:05:13 · answer #5 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
possibly your best yet, pmsl, 11 / 10
2007-03-09 04:31:45 · answer #6 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 ha's!!!
2007-03-09 05:19:17 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, all the good jokes are on here this morning...
2007-03-09 05:09:13 · answer #8 · answered by chip2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats real humdinger lmfao
2007-03-09 04:54:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i could see that one coming but it still made me laugh
xxx
2007-03-09 04:28:27 · answer #10 · answered by Honeybee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋