All categories - 6 March 2007

A young woman teacher with obvious liberal tendencies explains to her class of small children that she is an atheist. She asks her class if they are atheists too. Not really knowing what atheism is but wanting to be like their teacher, their hands explode into the air like fleshy fireworks.

There is, however, one exception. A beautiful girl named Lucy has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not an atheist." "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "I'm a Christian."

The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Lucy why she was a Christian. "Well, I was brought up knowing and loving Jesus. My mom is a Christian, and my dad is a Christian, so I am a Christian."

The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was a moron, and your dad was a moron. What would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Lucy, "I'd be an atheist."

2007-03-06 23:52:36 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

I heard someone say this and wanted to know if it's true.

2007-03-06 23:52:29 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Philippines

2007-03-06 23:52:28 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, and Transgender

2007-03-06 23:52:08 · 33 answers · asked by Leanne 2 in Parenting

left your house naked??

2007-03-06 23:52:07 · 3 answers · asked by buttafly_biattch 4 in Polls & Surveys

Can anyone recommend a child friendly pub in the west sussex area? Good food, non-smoking, somewhere for the kiddies to play?

2007-03-06 23:52:03 · 2 answers · asked by FingerNails 1 in Family

if we are given 2 charges Q and -Q,
equipotential lines are symmetrical above the mid-point between -Q and Q, anybody can explain it plz =]

2007-03-06 23:52:02 · 2 answers · asked by Tommy 1 in Physics

i have comcast high speed internet, and when i use google and i search something up, then i click on the link, but it doesnt take me to the real site it takes me to like, a live search thing, or something weird, like it redirects me somewhere else, so how do i fix this??

2007-03-06 23:51:51 · 3 answers · asked by lilblazex7 1 in Internet

I recently met a guy who has confessed that he is still living with his ex , he says its over and he does not want to be with her and she will be moving out in a week or 2. He says he told me because he wants to be honest with me because he really likes me. Could that be it? i wouldnt have known if he didnt tell me we live quite far apart....but i cant help thinking he has a hidden agenda.
I'm tempted to just say nothing more until a couple of weeks have passed if she doesnt move out then I have my answer?

2007-03-06 23:51:45 · 35 answers · asked by anna63 1 in Singles & Dating

im 3 weeks late for my period but also have my tubes tied

2007-03-06 23:51:42 · 5 answers · asked by dolphinloversmith 1 in Women's Health

2007-03-06 23:51:42 · 11 answers · asked by ABC 1 in Mathematics

2007-03-06 23:51:41 · 3 answers · asked by Green Man 2 in Singles & Dating

on a diet of 1400 calories [healthy diet]
but minimum exc so no gym just walking

2007-03-06 23:51:37 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

Hi, I am looking to buy a new bike, and the supplier said they can post it but it comes with the front wheel & handlebars dissconnected. Does anyone know if this is easy to put together. I am fairly handy at this kind of stuff but have never done it on a vehicle that I am going to ride on the streets of london!! Does anyone know if I took it to a garage 'roughly' how much it would cost.
Thanks
Dannie

2007-03-06 23:51:32 · 9 answers · asked by Danny K 1 in Motorcycles

My cuzin amy has come with me for a promblem and i dont know how to help her.
she said that she has just started to haver sex with her new boyfriend but its hurts every time they have intercourse.
and she has been very icthy in the down below area, she dose not want to go to the doctors but do you think i should get her to go? or is there any help i can get for her in boots or somewhere?

2007-03-06 23:51:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Women's Health

2007-03-06 23:51:24 · 7 answers · asked by fionaparisella 1 in Dogs

I wouldn't change a thing because that would be like admitting I have imperfections.

I would say most of you are not perfect,so what would it be?

Please note-if you have ginger hair please refrain from answering because we all know what you would change. Thanks.

2007-03-06 23:51:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Cultures & Groups

what are the signs.

2007-03-06 23:51:18 · 7 answers · asked by debra 2 in Singles & Dating

i'm moving into a house soon and there's already an electric cooker there already ive got my own cooker thats much nicer how much would it cost to get someone to change it over for me (roughly) thanks

2007-03-06 23:51:13 · 8 answers · asked by doughnut1002001 5 in Maintenance & Repairs

who is the best character and why

who is the worst and why

2007-03-06 23:51:05 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Books & Authors

2007-03-06 23:51:03 · 13 answers · asked by Joe Ninety 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I think intelligence is so appealing in a the opposite sex.

I think it makes someone instantly likable, especially on here, if you know someone has taken their time and bothered to answer your question, rather than spin off a tirade of abuse.

If they have looks, intelligence and they make you laugh then I think you really have hit the bullseye!

2007-03-06 23:51:02 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Etiquette

I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability.


as quoted by oscar wilde man did he have a mind on him

2007-03-06 23:50:59 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-06 23:50:54 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-06 23:50:50 · 4 answers · asked by AmandaNikolah 3 in Family

2007-03-06 23:50:49 · 4 answers · asked by choateisgod 2 in Other - Beauty & Style

I'm feeling so tired alately. Im getting 8 hrs of sleep a night, which i think is suitable for an adult (im 19), ive got little energy, i get cramps in my calfs when i do any quick walking and feel a little weepy (I am not unusally the emotional type).

2007-03-06 23:50:41 · 10 answers · asked by cadsaz 4 in Other - General Health Care

I have to describe it will all 5 senses, i have 4, just not taste

2007-03-06 23:50:40 · 4 answers · asked by E-Street Band 2 in Books & Authors

Okay so we are doing a cold war poster and i need images to help describe the Soviet non-agression pact with germany and how the us refused to recognize russia after the revolution. Actually, we have to find inmages that base on the causes of the Cold War, so if any of you can think of other causes to find images under that would be great also! Thank you sooooooo much! ~bugs

2007-03-06 23:50:28 · 2 answers · asked by hkaybugs 2 in Homework Help