A little boy gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. As he passes his parent's bedroom he peeks in through the keyhole. He watches for a moment, then continues on down the hallway, saying to himself, "Boy, and she gets mad at me for sucking my thumb"
Today, the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occured at aproximately 8:42 pm last evening. Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and going, and going, "pinkie," as he was known to his freinds and relatives, was alone at his death.An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief Medical Examiner Dura cell concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sxxuxl over-stimulation. Apparently, someone had installed Mr. Bunny's batteries backwards; and he kept coming, and coming, and coming...
2007-02-23
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