A little boy gets up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. As he passes his parent's bedroom he peeks in through the keyhole. He watches for a moment, then continues on down the hallway, saying to himself, "Boy, and she gets mad at me for sucking my thumb"
Today, the world was stunned by the news of the death of the Energizer Bunny. He was six years old. Authorities believe that the death occured at aproximately 8:42 pm last evening. Best known as the irritating pink bunny that kept going, and going, and going, "pinkie," as he was known to his freinds and relatives, was alone at his death.An emergency autopsy was performed early this morning. Chief Medical Examiner Dura cell concluded that the cause of death was acute cardiac arrest induced by sxxuxl over-stimulation. Apparently, someone had installed Mr. Bunny's batteries backwards; and he kept coming, and coming, and coming...
2007-02-23 00:18:33 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good ones again chris i think you have 2priests answering
2007-02-23 03:36:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it was meeeee!!! I did it!! And I don`t care!! He got what was coming to him!
God he got so bloody smart-mouthed I`d just had enough, tease tease all the time sooo He just had to go!!!
RIP bunny!!
10/10 and definitely a * for you
Tink x
2007-02-24 04:19:06 · answer #2 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with John F N. After all, sex is supposed to be the most marvellous (physical+) gift in the right context and it's just a bit sad to see it dragged around like an old rag. Well, you did ask - "or not?"
2007-02-23 00:32:26 · answer #3 · answered by ivallrod 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
#2 better than #1, though #2 is a bit verbose and could be whittled down to about 2 or 3 sentences, such as:
"did you hear the energizer bunny died last night? evidently, it was sexual overdoes...his wife put his batteries in backwards and he kept coming and coming and coming"
2007-02-23 00:21:05 · answer #4 · answered by an_articulate_soul 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I don't think sexual "jokes" are funny at all. Most people are offended by them. As for me I don't get offended, but think it is in very poor taste. Telling these kinds of jokes in public won't give anyone a good impression.
2007-02-23 00:26:15 · answer #5 · answered by Yafooey! 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
fair, the second one is a bit long winded, got a smile !
2007-02-23 00:32:28 · answer #6 · answered by irish 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
They made me laugh
2007-02-23 01:42:09 · answer #7 · answered by Jo H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Made me laugh.
2007-02-23 00:22:12 · answer #8 · answered by sparkletina 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I believe both of these are funny.
2007-02-23 00:21:56 · answer #9 · answered by dgreer58 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-02-23 00:42:15 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋