What is the best way to nail another person without your spouse finding out. Is having an endless stream of strangers you meet for a one time romp, never learning their name, the best way. Or a single, long going affair with someone they would never suspect better. Perhaps a member of the spouses own family would work. Please advise.
2007-02-23 00:17:22 · 27 answers · asked by Mark S 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Marriage & Divorce
Hello Mark....
I'm glad you've asked because I've got your answer.... The very best way to cheat and not get caught is by following the Jimmy Carter method. Do you know anything about him?
Jimmy was our US president back in the late 70s and he was a 'good ole Baptist' man, (I know and I agree, that just like being any kind of a Christian man, this being Baptist BS of his may not be points in his favor.... but anyhow.) To make this answer short and sweet and right to the point, ole Jimmy confessed to the nation one day, completely out of the blue, that he had cheated and sinned by 'lusting in his heart'. Now,if you're a little on the dumb side about this sort of thing, (and you certainly appear to be that dumb,) I'll help you out with a short explanation.... What this means is that ole Jimmy Carter never really messed around with anyone at all. He just dreamed up a little fantasy romp somewhere between his own ears and then he likely jerked-off over it, (you see, he didn't completely admit to the details of the last part but it's widely believed by most reasonable thinking non-religious folks that it's probably true.) In any case, (and this is the important part for you,) if our former president, Mr. Carter, hadn't told anyone about this little lusty affair of his, he'd never have been caught at it.... and ain't that right up your street?
So, here's my best answer for you... don't be a common chit-head 'n' get-caught cheater. Be a real man like ole Jimmy... and in your case, I figure that the doing-part of all this ought to be a really easy trick for you to learn since jerk-off-juice is apparently a naturally flowing agent in your blood.
Good luck.
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2007-02-23 01:36:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why do you worry about being caught? In sex and war , every thing is fair, so massacre as many souls as you can without feeling any guilt.
Ok, no more of harshness, here is a practical way.
If want a piece of flesh, you can as well pay for it without hurting somebody.
If you want to leave your psycho legacy on some vulnerable minds,make sure they are of your kind.
If you have some inborn desire to share your body,which is God's unique work,with the public in general ,gain some self-respect.
If you equate hunger and sex, think of your boss or your means of self-support and the sex means as much hardwork and HARDWORK.
Don't be mean, be a man. Life means procreation as well as recreation. Please don't make a single soul suffer for your misdeeds as what one man does, another man can definitely do, leaving you your own version of enjoyment or hell.
2007-02-23 05:58:45 · answer #2 · answered by havah 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When u cheat, u have to always be careful not to get caught with your pants down. But there are master cheaters who do it simply and professionally. At one time, they had three or four affairs running parallel. They never lost their cool even when at the point of discovery. So u need strong nerves to hold on.
2007-02-23 00:23:29 · answer #3 · answered by wizard of the East 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My advice is, do not cheat! Ask yourself why you have the desire to be with other people.
When things get to this point, you should be turning to your partner more than ever....if you're at the stage where you are no longer interested in your relationship, break it off if in fact it's irrepairable.
In my opinion, those who cheat do get caught sooner or later.
2007-02-23 00:26:45 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
First of all I am not condoning cheating. But someone once told me if you are going to cheat, cheat with someone that has more to lose than you so you have a better chance of not getting caught.
2007-02-23 01:16:35 · answer #5 · answered by fungirl 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's terrible!! Why be with a person if you want to cheat on them? You should NOT be in a committed relationship if you're wanting/considering sleeping with someone else.
2007-02-23 00:42:02 · answer #6 · answered by destini'smom 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eventually your own guilt will get u caught, u may even fall in love with one of these people. once u cross that line u will never feel about your spouse as u one did, it will ruin your marriage eventually.
2007-02-23 00:31:17 · answer #7 · answered by jude 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the best way is to make your spouse blind,deaf and dumb.That way you'll never get caught and you'll be left with all the lousy alternatives of you dream of
2007-02-23 01:24:43 · answer #8 · answered by sharonz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
why get married in the first place if you plan to cheat later! spare your spouse the heartache! imagine if your spouse post this question or planning to do what you plan to do. what goes around comes around. remember that!
2007-02-23 00:23:34 · answer #9 · answered by betrayed 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What ever choice you make. How what you would like it being done to you. That should answer your question for you. Cheater always lose in the end???There self respect.
2007-02-23 01:18:02 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋