he puts his foot down ,but the blur keeps up,he puts his foot to the floor,and the blur takes offs in front of him and runs down a country lane..he follows it to a homestead and notices that it is a chicken with 3 legs ,where it runs behind the house..
he stops his car and gets out just as an old big farmer bloke opens the door with a rifle in his hand..
"What do ya want?"
"I just followed a chicken here and it had 3 legs"
"So!" says the farmer
"well i never seen a chicken with 3 legs before"
"Well i breed 'em!"says the farmer
"why on earth would ya be doing that?"asks the traveller
"well i like a drumstick,me wife likes a drumstick and me son likes a drumstick!"
"WOW",says the traveller,"thats fantastic,How do they taste?"
"Dunno!,cant catch the bastards!!"
2007-02-23 00:19:02 · 7 answers · asked by buddybottle_australia 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...I like that one!!
2007-02-23 00:54:46 · answer #1 · answered by Lola 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol! Serves him right.
2007-02-23 08:36:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that-must try and remember it!!
2007-02-23 11:13:12 · answer #3 · answered by Trixie Bordello 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,cute one
2007-02-23 08:38:57 · answer #4 · answered by grmat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha
2007-02-23 09:58:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one..
2007-02-23 08:40:35 · answer #6 · answered by Shubho 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HEHE
2007-02-23 11:29:44 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋