All categories - 23 February 2007

2007-02-23 12:27:44 · 39 answers · asked by # 19 1 in Other - Pets

It's graduation day at the dojo, so the sensai asks for the graduates to demonstrate their new skills before he hands them their diploma and black belt. He hands the first graduate a sword and releases a fly. The first graduate makes one swing, and the fly falls to the ground in two pieces. The sensai congratulates him and gives him a black belt.

He gives the second graduate a sword and releases another fly. The graduate swings the sword twice, and the fly falls to the ground in three pieces. The sensai congratulates him and hands him the black belt.

The sensai gives the third graduate a sword and releases a fly. The graduate swings three times, and the fly buzzes away.
"You didn't kill the fly," the sensai says disappointedly "Maybe not," replies the graduate, "but he'll never be able to have kids"

2007-02-23 12:27:42 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i got a wii today and the controller does not work, I tried to sync it with the little button, nothing, everything is connected, and wii truns on and tells me to press A, I press A on my nunchock controller and nothing happens, my controller is on, and have new batterys, what am i doing wrong?

2007-02-23 12:27:41 · 3 answers · asked by mikedrazenhero 5 in Video & Online Games

The thigh, the calf, the thumb,the forearm

2007-02-23 12:27:41 · 2 answers · asked by rikihess 1 in Biology

2007-02-23 12:27:37 · 6 answers · asked by Veda 1 in Dogs

2007-02-23 12:27:37 · 13 answers · asked by triestobekind 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-02-23 12:27:34 · 18 answers · asked by Alis-A7x 1 in Other - Family & Relationships

2007-02-23 12:27:33 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-02-23 12:27:29 · 12 answers · asked by pzzafive 2 in Other - Beauty & Style

2007-02-23 12:27:28 · 2 answers · asked by Preacher 4 in Internet

2007-02-23 12:27:28 · 8 answers · asked by answerb4midnight 3 in Other - Food & Drink

2007-02-23 12:27:23 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

chey baby does......she thinks its fun.......lol

2007-02-23 12:27:22 · 26 answers · asked by the idiot down the road 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-23 12:27:17 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I want to setup a "Home or Small Office Network" i have done this before and work perfectly, but i will soon get my DSL line, and i wornder how i going to connect my second computer, CAN I INSTALL two network cards in my first computer? i ask because the first computer need a network card to connect my DSL, and i will need a second network card to connect my second computer can i connect two netwok cards in my first computer? i know that probably your will answer me to get a router or hub or switch. but i want to do this diffrently because i will need this to make work a broadcast. if i can install two network cards on one computer let me know i apreciate your help. thank you

2007-02-23 12:27:15 · 3 answers · asked by Elmedico1 2 in Computer Networking

I'm attracted to a girl that I've been critisizing on (her personality etc) and am afraid of rejection if I ask her out.

2007-02-23 12:27:12 · 5 answers · asked by Wonderguy 1 in Singles & Dating

because everytime i got to da beach i get sand up my @$$ and i get diahrea.

2007-02-23 12:27:10 · 5 answers · asked by regors1 2 in Other - Diseases

just like great sportsman beats the records or like only your mum can bake the best cakes. What talents do you have?

2007-02-23 12:27:06 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sociology

If Satan is responsible for evil, then it seems he's equally as powerful as God. Some would argue that he's even winning handily.

2007-02-23 12:26:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Does anyone know what this song means?? I have always loved it, but I have no idea what it's about....I have read the lyrics, but it's still no help. (I feel kind of stupid likeing a song and not knowing what it's about. lol) so please help me :)

2007-02-23 12:26:55 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

My mother listened to all of the good 80s rock music, Journey, Toto, Foreigner, Rush, you name it she listened to it. Yes, I'm part black, and I like rock music. So what's up with that?

2007-02-23 12:26:46 · 14 answers · asked by cutegirl 3 in Other - Cultures & Groups

Anyone can recommand me a good shop for brake service in south bay of the valley?

Thanks.

2007-02-23 12:26:43 · 1 answers · asked by bigtank 1 in Other - US Local Businesses

....my workout is an hour and a half long, i want my energy to be up the whole time...thanks

2007-02-23 12:26:31 · 2 answers · asked by cookie 1 in Diet & Fitness

2007-02-23 12:26:25 · 7 answers · asked by LAUGHING MAGPIE 6 in Polls & Surveys

I have always tended to think that most men don't respect women the way they should and often use these women for sex and fun, rather than treat women as equals to be won and validated.

If women are upset with this, why don't mothers tell their sons how to be good people and good husbands. I think that it would help things.

2007-02-23 12:26:24 · 19 answers · asked by A L 3 in Parenting

2007-02-23 12:26:22 · 17 answers · asked by bigwozman 1 in Ethnic Cuisine

2007-02-23 12:26:19 · 6 answers · asked by michelle m 1 in Birds

You know the ones that run around screaming and act like they are constantly in a playground?! Or the ones that smirk at you? It drives me insane!!

2007-02-23 12:26:17 · 37 answers · asked by Seriously Though 4 in Polls & Surveys