It's graduation day at the dojo, so the sensai asks for the graduates to demonstrate their new skills before he hands them their diploma and black belt. He hands the first graduate a sword and releases a fly. The first graduate makes one swing, and the fly falls to the ground in two pieces. The sensai congratulates him and gives him a black belt.
He gives the second graduate a sword and releases another fly. The graduate swings the sword twice, and the fly falls to the ground in three pieces. The sensai congratulates him and hands him the black belt.
The sensai gives the third graduate a sword and releases a fly. The graduate swings three times, and the fly buzzes away.
"You didn't kill the fly," the sensai says disappointedly "Maybe not," replies the graduate, "but he'll never be able to have kids"
2007-02-23 12:27:42 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Its kind dorky and funny at same time
2007-02-23 12:31:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It starts out as an interesting narrative, but the punch line is not worth the effort spent in reading the joke. It just is not funny.
2007-02-23 21:22:45 · answer #2 · answered by Edward W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4/10 stars
2007-02-23 20:30:29 · answer #3 · answered by EE 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-02-23 20:33:44 · answer #4 · answered by Beau R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yea thats ok. A little long but still made me chuckle.
2007-02-23 20:30:51 · answer #5 · answered by devildan0269 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That sucks for the fly.. tee hee.
2007-02-23 20:43:46 · answer #6 · answered by Tracy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it 2 rotflmao !
2007-02-23 20:32:46 · answer #7 · answered by SLY ONE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe thats a good one nueterd em
2007-02-23 20:32:17 · answer #8 · answered by wamzy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't find it very funny
2007-02-23 23:28:12 · answer #9 · answered by MuZzZ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is actually funny and odd.
where did you come up with this?
2007-02-23 20:33:41 · answer #10 · answered by Christelle M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋