All categories - 21 February 2007

2007-02-21 22:10:46 · 27 answers · asked by Colette 5 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-02-21 22:10:44 · 2 answers · asked by tunachunks199 1 in Internet

2007-02-21 22:10:34 · 2 answers · asked by vatan 1 in Languages

There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who
started staring at him, because he was dressed in really colorful
clothing.

He had all this colorful make-up on, and his hair was spiked up with
red,green,& yellow with feathers.

The punk was getting sick of being stared at so he said to the old man, "Hey, old man, what are you lookin'at,eh? Didn't you do
anything strange when you were a teenager?"

"Well, yeah," the old man answered. "Once I got so drunk that I screwed a parrot, so I can't help but think that maybe you're my son.

2007-02-21 22:10:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

The radiators at the top of my house refuse to bleed. They are cold at the top and warm (not hot) at the bottom. When I bleed them air comes out at the start but quickly fizzes out, then nothing no water, no more air, nothing. After this they gurgle for a bit and thats all????
The radiators down stairs are fine, and its fed from a combi boiler.
Any Ideas????
Thanks

2007-02-21 22:10:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Maintenance & Repairs

I cannot last very long , only a minute or two at the most. I am 30 and I dont know why i am like this.
I know it cannot be pleasing to my partner.
How can I increase stamina?
Why some people can go for so long?

2007-02-21 22:10:20 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Diet & Fitness

hey i did not find from where did the popes and the other christians found and misled the human race god only knows

2007-02-21 22:10:19 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

from april 2005 to august 2005, i payed £1600.I left my work in august 2005 to go travelling so was not registered unemployed etc... would this money be rebated if i claim before this april?

also i had savings in my saving account which ive payed tax on, can i claim this back..

i have only just returned back to UK..

where do i go to make my claim etc

any help appreciated

Also

2007-02-21 22:10:14 · 2 answers · asked by Notre1Dame 2 in United Kingdom

I am looking for different codes to spice up my profile. Pl. suggest a website.

2007-02-21 22:10:11 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Programming & Design

There are 4 fish in there (2 Koi) but the previoous owner didnt install a filter. I have 2 very young children and want to get rid of the pond and fish. I live in the north east of england and willing to give the fish to a good home

2007-02-21 22:09:57 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Fish

we all know that any value given to a^2 + 2ab + b^2 is always a perfect square, theres an answer to my question but I forgot what
please give me! tnx

2007-02-21 22:09:54 · 5 answers · asked by korryl_fgd 3 in Mathematics

2007-02-21 22:09:53 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Respiratory Diseases

2007-02-21 22:09:49 · 2 answers · asked by Euan M 1 in Diet & Fitness

Psychics that you swear by, and have actually conversed with....I just wanted more insight on certain things.

2007-02-21 22:09:45 · 8 answers · asked by Sue G 2 in Religion & Spirituality

have seen a lovely sports one.
how much roughly would it cost.new.

2007-02-21 22:09:43 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Lexus

wen i was pregnant,5 years ago my skin started to get darker patches,its spread over the years and i now hav it really bad under my arms,started gettin it bad across my chest and up my neck and in my flabby creases on my belly!lol!i wear 1 layer of fake tan coz im so white but after a few days it gets really noticable,i hav to really scrub my skin and then apply bio oil,which helps but i was wondering if ne1 else knows of anything i cud use to fade it or not make it so noticable.i absolutly hate it :-(

2007-02-21 22:09:42 · 4 answers · asked by victoria 1 in Skin Conditions

in the Star Wars Episode 1 movie, they say that has a high midicolorean count. Does it mean he was born in a virgin birth or someone (Jedi or Sith) impregnated his mother?

2007-02-21 22:09:28 · 15 answers · asked by howardlee1977 4 in Movies

2007-02-21 22:09:24 · 2 answers · asked by Rayoflight C 2 in Video & Online Games

is tre any option for saving songs in ms server

2007-02-21 22:09:02 · 1 answers · asked by neo 2 in Software

2007-02-21 22:08:50 · 17 answers · asked by romeo 1 in Singles & Dating

2007-02-21 22:08:43 · 7 answers · asked by ivyrose 1 in Thailand

Would like to visit southern Ireland for a while and work my way...Fisheries and fishing is my specialty...how can I find work?

2007-02-21 22:08:34 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Cork

2007-02-21 22:08:21 · 4 answers · asked by Pulkit R 1 in Software

If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story ever,
first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates..but this takes the cake.

Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. The winner described her worst first date experience. There was absolutely no question as to why her tale took the prize!

She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah. It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.

They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began to realize that she should not have had that extra latte. They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in the middle of nowhere! Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did
for awhile.
Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car. They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked her pants down and
started.
In the deep snow she didn't have good footing, so she let her butt rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she soon became aware of another sensation.
As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her buttocks were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the extreme cold.
Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment, she answered her date's concerns about "what is taking so long" with a reply that indeed, she was "freezing her butt off and in need of some assistance!" He came around the car as she tried to cover herself
with her sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst out laughing. She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose themselves, they assessed her dilemma.
Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal! Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to get her free.
So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience screamed in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down... or perhaps
that should be "pants down." And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
Jay Leno's comment .. "This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.

2007-02-21 22:08:16 · 2 answers · asked by gman 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Is Answers based on fraudulent indecision?

2007-02-21 22:07:59 · 46 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've taken on a job, albeit temporary, from a woman who's working in another dept and also a temporary and now and again, I will ring just to ask her a few things, seeing as she was working here before me last week. I am surrounded by yellow folders on this desk (about 15) and I asked her if she'd seen something I was on the lookout for. She said, "Can you see a yellow folder on your desk?" I answered, "Well yes, there are loads". She then said, "Look, you're not listening to what I'm saying".

So what did I say 'wrong?' I didn't realise there was a 'skill' in listening about a folder!

2007-02-21 22:07:52 · 10 answers · asked by Say It Like You Mean It 4 in Careers & Employment

I got a tooth pulled about 2 summers ago and will ocasiionally get pain on that side of my mouth where the tooth was pulled. I was eating pretzels on Tuesday night and wacked into starting my pain. I have a semi formal in 2 days. I cant think of any ways to get rid of the pain for long. I keep taking Ibrofrofen ever couple of hours and am icing my mouth. I cant do this at school. My gum is all swollen where the tooth was. I had it pulled do to an abcess. How can I get rid of it. Thanks in advance

2007-02-21 22:07:51 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dental

all most all like that music.

2007-02-21 22:07:47 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Hello frnds,I am @ present working in a reputed coporate firm as a IT Exec. after doing DME..I wish to take some risk and do my higher studies..Earlier my life had many twist..but now I am doing fine by God's Grace..Even though the present job is gud and pay also gud but i am still hungry for getting more frm my life..So is it gud for me to leave my job and go for higher studies?? Pls reply frnds

2007-02-21 22:07:46 · 2 answers · asked by "Gurukanth" 1 in Higher Education (University +)