There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who
started staring at him, because he was dressed in really colorful
clothing.
He had all this colorful make-up on, and his hair was spiked up with
red,green,& yellow with feathers.
The punk was getting sick of being stared at so he said to the old man, "Hey, old man, what are you lookin'at,eh? Didn't you do
anything strange when you were a teenager?"
"Well, yeah," the old man answered. "Once I got so drunk that I screwed a parrot, so I can't help but think that maybe you're my son.
2007-02-21 22:10:34 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO... omg! thats sooooo funny.. hahaha
very good one.. thanx for sharing
2007-02-21 22:19:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha i like that 1 it funny
2007-02-22 06:17:27 · answer #2 · answered by ??? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmaoooo...oh wow that was great! thanx for the morning laugh
2007-02-22 06:48:46 · answer #3 · answered by coco 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL,that's a good joke.
2007-02-22 07:05:05 · answer #4 · answered by Mary 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..very funny
2007-02-22 06:50:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
great 10/10!!!
2007-02-22 06:41:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha!
2007-02-22 06:18:10 · answer #7 · answered by Ting 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one :)
2007-02-22 06:32:34 · answer #8 · answered by Janet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
out with it?!
r u the son or the dad?
go on tell us...............................
2007-02-22 06:29:02 · answer #9 · answered by alanna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋