All categories - 19 February 2007

A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman.

"I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied.

2007-02-19 02:30:07 · 30 answers · asked by Laughing Out Loud 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I got the Goonies giggle teehee
BABY RUTH, ROCKY ROAD teehee giggle giggle HEEEEEY YOUUUU GUUUUUYS!!!! teehee

2007-02-19 02:30:05 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What would you consider to be the best movie about hippies?

2007-02-19 02:30:02 · 8 answers · asked by sw33tdanyelle 2 in Movies

I have been dieting for 1 month, but i admit, i've only been eating between- 600-900 calories a day. Yet, i still stay at the exact same weight, 52kg/116lbs. I have also been doing an hour of Pilates every night, and keeping track of every single calorie that i consume and burn, I have a text document that is almost a mile long with that.

any answers?

2007-02-19 02:30:01 · 16 answers · asked by Pook 2 in Diet & Fitness

I have a 5 and a half yr. old little boy, who cries every time I drop him off at school. He's fine up until we get down the hall, then he just cries and clings on to me until his teacher gets him. He has been doing this for 2 weeks now, and it is getting very annoying because 10 minutes after I leave he is fine. I ask him what is wrong and he just says he wants to go home with me and his little brother. I am 5 months pregnant and I think this has something to do with the way he is behaving, because he loved school up until now. He only goes to school on Mondays,wenesdays,and Fridays, but I am so afraid of how its going to be next year when he goes to school everyday for more then just 4 hours a day. Please help!!!!

2007-02-19 02:29:57 · 10 answers · asked by mom 0f 2&1on the way 2 in Toddler & Preschooler

i have been tryin for a baby and i come of my period last week and me and my partner are trying for a baby and we tryed for ome on friday and now every time i go to the toilet my virgina goes all sensitive

2007-02-19 02:29:55 · 7 answers · asked by Roseanne B 1 in Trying to Conceive

Since before the world was created there was sthe lord and darkness did he create evil or was the darkness the symbolic representation of evil. So that the path of light (goodness) is the lord and the dark path (evil) is somthing entirely diffrent, that has existed since before the world itself?

2007-02-19 02:29:54 · 14 answers · asked by George J 1 in Religion & Spirituality

I've been thinking a bit and have found something unusual about the number 666 or the devil's number or the beast's number.

If we look at the beast's number which we will call X all it digits mean love. add up its digits to get 18 which is a MULTIPLE and DIGITAL ROOT OF 9 which represents unselfish love! Add it up like this:
6 + 6 = 12 1 + 2 = 3 3 + 6 = 9

to get the same answer! Multiply two sixes to get 36 and add another 6 to get 42. It adds up TO SIX!

Try it. Muddle with it square it, play tennis with it! It still represents LOVE!

2007-02-19 02:29:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mathematics

I like making this buffalo chicken pizza (it has BBQ sauce instead of pizza sauce, boneless hot wings, mozzarella cheese, and bleu cheese dressing on top of it baked on a Pillsbury crust) and I am trying to find a side dish or something to serve with it. Does anyone have any ideas?

2007-02-19 02:29:49 · 12 answers · asked by Jen 2 in Other - Food & Drink

2007-02-19 02:29:48 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

Klinger: I got this in mail call today sir.
Henry: What is it?
Klinger: A letter from my mother. "Dear Son.."
Henry: You obviously haven't sent her a recent picture.
Klinger: "I hate to bother you in the middle of a war, but I have some terrible news. Your father is very sick. We know your colonel has a good heart and surely he'll let you come home for your father's funeral, or his sixty-fifth birthday, whichever comes first."
Henry: Uh huh. (Pulling out a file) Here we go. Father dying, right?
Klinger: Yes, sir.
Henry: "Father dying" last year. "Mother dying" last year. "Mother and father" dying. "Mother, father, and older sister" dying. Mother dying, older sister pregnant. Here's an oldie but a goodie. "Half of the family dying, other half pregnant." Klinger, aren't you ashamed of yourself?
Klinger: Yes, sir. I don't deserve to be in the Army.

2007-02-19 02:29:47 · 4 answers · asked by valiantofficer 2 in Jokes & Riddles

some body passed me on a sequence no but got no idea what it is used for is it a programe or something or a chat thing help?

2007-02-19 02:29:39 · 2 answers · asked by Tina Suse sbetinnas@yahoo.com 1 in Words & Wordplay

2007-02-19 02:29:38 · 0 answers · asked by animalhouser07 2 in Music

....shve other stuff and go "comando" in honor of her?????

2007-02-19 02:29:38 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I want to upgrade to Windows Vista, but my video card is the only thing holding me back from the Home Premium edition. Please don't waste my and your time by saying things like "Buy a Mac" or "Use Linux" because I prefer Windows.

2007-02-19 02:29:36 · 5 answers · asked by papadego 3 in Laptops & Notebooks

also answer this: can ghosts use objects to harm people?

2007-02-19 02:29:32 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Mythology & Folklore

....the Britney Spears questions.
Can we all agree that, yes, she's an idiot and yes, she looks like an idiot and DROP IT!
Star this if you agree!

2007-02-19 02:29:30 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-19 02:29:28 · 5 answers · asked by Richard A 2 in Chemistry

I think they did... Although it may not fall into the consistent barrel that they preach about, the call was right. What good would throwing the yellow do? The wreck was already happening, and the cars werent going to be coming back around where there could of been a bigger problem. They let the 2 decide it on the track. Martin didnt lose that race because of NASCAR's call.. Martin lost that race because Harvick had a run from hell, and then Kyle Busch spun and Martin lost his push.. Harvicks run on the high side was enough to let him squeeze by @ the right time. As much as I wanted to see Martin win that race.. NASCAR did it right. They should always get to race back to the line, but ONLY ON THE LAST LAP...

2007-02-19 02:29:27 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in NASCAR

What is the longest sentence in the world?

2007-02-19 02:29:26 · 14 answers · asked by demonized 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Hello guys n gals, what was that one movie that melted your heart and made your eyes wet?

2007-02-19 02:29:23 · 65 answers · asked by Ashish 2 in Movies

i want this baby so so bad.

2007-02-19 02:29:14 · 5 answers · asked by lorra 1 in Pregnancy

Whenever I try accessing windows task manager by hitting 'cntrl, alt & del' I always get an error. An error report is always created which i always send to Microsoft.

Does anyone know of any reasoning to why this may be happeneing? also any information on how i can solve this little problem?

thanks.

2007-02-19 02:29:14 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Software

I reccomend chocolate because it acts as aphrodisiac, but what makes you go wild?

2007-02-19 02:29:11 · 12 answers · asked by finished 3 in Marriage & Divorce

2007-02-19 02:29:07 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Religion & Spirituality

2007-02-19 02:29:02 · 0 answers · asked by animalhouser07 2 in Music

what is more easier to learn... Scottish Gaelic or Chinese?

2007-02-19 02:28:59 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Languages

I have been vegetarian for many years, and went vegan for awhile, but really missed my milk and cheese. I found a local food co op dairy, that produces raw milk, butter and cheese products. I purchased a share of a cow (her name is Abigail) I visit her often, and know for a fact that she is well cared for and pampered. She is free range and has organic feed. I look at the lovely raw milk and dairy products that she provides as a gift from her. I really am enjoying having the dairy back in my diet. When she calves, her calf gets all the milk it needs, and I simply have to do without. I feel like I am honoring and respecting her. I would like to know vegans thoughts on this. In all other aspects, I stay committed to protecting animals from any harm, and do not use any products that harm or test on animals. I have severe food allergies to wheat, soy, eggs, and other things that vegetarians eat, like bread and tofu, so without milk, my diet would be EXTREMELY resticted

2007-02-19 02:28:56 · 10 answers · asked by beebs 6 in Vegetarian & Vegan

In the short term and also in the long term???anyone know anyone who this has happened to???

2007-02-19 02:28:47 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Heart Diseases