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A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman "I would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. "Darn, he recognized me," she thought. She went for a complete disguise this time, haircut and new color, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a few days before she again approached the salesman.

"I would like to buy this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied. Frustrated, she exclaimed "How do you know I'm a blonde?" "Because that's a microwave," he replied.

2007-02-19 02:30:07 · 30 answers · asked by Laughing Out Loud 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

30 answers

Slick Joke!

2007-02-19 03:37:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yes, it's funny. But, do all us blondes a favor. Keep the blonde jokes to a minimum.

2007-02-19 02:46:41 · answer #2 · answered by stephanie c 2 · 0 0

9/10 funny

2007-02-19 04:23:11 · answer #3 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0 0

I think everyone has heard that so it really is stupid to hear agian...but funny yes and kinda insulting...it's because i am blond right...no i am just kidding i am blond and yes i can be an idoit....but what i am trying to say is yes it is funny!!

2007-02-19 02:34:43 · answer #4 · answered by Bratney M 1 · 0 0

Yes its funny & im a brunette o no sorry im not im a blonde lol xxxxx.

2007-02-19 03:07:30 · answer #5 · answered by lady vicki 2 · 0 0

Very Funny!!! And I am a blonde!

2007-02-19 02:33:50 · answer #6 · answered by stevies_girl2 2 · 0 0

Another joke you "cooked up" 10/10

2007-02-19 02:44:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i've heard this one b4 it's okay, but kind of degrading, even for a blonde joke

2007-02-19 02:50:29 · answer #8 · answered by Cori 3 · 0 0

I am blonde...but I think its really funny, good one!

2007-02-19 02:34:55 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Um..I've heard it before. It's kinda funny I guess.

2007-02-19 02:48:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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