Klinger: I got this in mail call today sir.
Henry: What is it?
Klinger: A letter from my mother. "Dear Son.."
Henry: You obviously haven't sent her a recent picture.
Klinger: "I hate to bother you in the middle of a war, but I have some terrible news. Your father is very sick. We know your colonel has a good heart and surely he'll let you come home for your father's funeral, or his sixty-fifth birthday, whichever comes first."
Henry: Uh huh. (Pulling out a file) Here we go. Father dying, right?
Klinger: Yes, sir.
Henry: "Father dying" last year. "Mother dying" last year. "Mother and father" dying. "Mother, father, and older sister" dying. Mother dying, older sister pregnant. Here's an oldie but a goodie. "Half of the family dying, other half pregnant." Klinger, aren't you ashamed of yourself?
Klinger: Yes, sir. I don't deserve to be in the Army.
2007-02-19 02:29:47 · 4 answers · asked by valiantofficer 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Uh, I have no idea.
2007-02-19 02:32:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is "Mail Call", which is Season 2, Episode 23
2016-01-09 11:28:46 · answer #2 · answered by stevenscottoddballz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not know either, but loved that one....but my all time favorit is when the the older man had to take driving school...VvveHICKEL...that one still cracks me up.
2007-02-19 02:41:39 · answer #3 · answered by jeeccentricx2 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I know which one you are talking about, but I didn't know each episode had a name. It was one of the first ones, though.
2007-02-19 02:35:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋