All categories - 31 January 2007

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2007-01-31 01:55:49 · 5 answers · asked by pablohobominator 1 in Comics & Animation

My first schnauzer never did this and I really love the dog but he will not be able to stay if he won't stop nipping. He has PLENTY of teething stuff, kong you name it. How do I discipline him?.

2007-01-31 01:55:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Dogs

2007-01-31 01:55:40 · 2 answers · asked by kimalyn h 1 in Singles & Dating

A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.

Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy.

The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes it is." Boy- "I have a baseball." Man- "That's nice." Boy- "Want to buy it?" Man- "No, thanks." Boy- "My dad's outside." Man- "OK, how much?" Boy- "$250."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.

Boy- "Dark in here." Man- "Yes, it is." Boy- "I have a baseball glove." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy- "$750." Man- "Fine."

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth."

The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

The son says "$1,000."

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.

That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start that crap again."

2007-01-31 01:55:30 · 6 answers · asked by thatgirl127 3 in Jokes & Riddles

I had signed a workplace agreement (that all employees sign) saying I have to give a weeks notice when terminating employment. Because of personal reasons I quit with no intention of working the week out, he then said i must report to work or he will seek legal action for monetary compensation from myself and my new employer for loss of income Can he do this?

2007-01-31 01:55:29 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Careers & Employment

Please answer, and maybe give me some pointers (tips).

2007-01-31 01:55:24 · 2 answers · asked by Kafu M 1 in Singles & Dating

and what is the diference between ghost and demons ? for me i think : ghosts live in your house and get mad but dont hurt people and their ghostly spirits stay were they haunt and demons 4 1 thing they get physical they tend 2 hurt people a little and if u try 2 move they follow you were ever you go oh and demons usuasaly come when theres lots of fighting in the family (how i know this) i know some 1 thats a ghost expert and demon expert

2007-01-31 01:55:21 · 8 answers · asked by breanne p 2 in Psychology

The parent clubs write the breed standards for the AKC. Do they also write the breed standards for the UKC? Or someone else?

Please note that I'm looking for person opinions about the value/merit/worth of the UKC. Just wondering who writes the standards.

2007-01-31 01:55:15 · 2 answers · asked by Pink Denial 6 in Dogs

a- linear momentum
b- angular momentum
c- kinetic energy
d- potential energy

2007-01-31 01:55:07 · 4 answers · asked by Jac A 1 in Physics

They are bound to be due to release some new material this year???

I hope so anyway!!!

2007-01-31 01:55:03 · 13 answers · asked by Mucking Fagic! 2 in Music

I am sending stamps as a gift to my friend in Belgium do I have to use the customs forms, the thing won't even fit the green sticky one help?

2007-01-31 01:55:00 · 3 answers · asked by Brettski 3 in Etiquette

Just Curious And Bored =P

2007-01-31 01:54:59 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

we have been together for 5 years and we just had our second child on the 22nd. my fiance works from 7:30 am to 5:00pm. and he thinks he doesnt have to help take care of the kids. i sit home all day with them. by the way the other one is a boy and is 3. so you can imagine the stress i have with him. but he comes home and wants to do his own thing. he doesnt hold his newborn or even ask how my day was. it makes me feel like he doesnt care. plus we live with his parents and that is very stressful for me and i try to tell him and he doesnt even say a word. i dont know what to do or how to get it through to him how i feel. i have told him straight out before when i was pregnant with the 2nd child that i feel like he dont care and he didnt even try to change. it was always me talking about the baby. but he said he wanted another child. plus i am 19 and he is 21. any help would be great thank you.

2007-01-31 01:54:59 · 12 answers · asked by malibu 3 in Other - Pregnancy & Parenting

I need a recipe for stuffed hard salami . One recipe called for making a cone out of the salami then stuffing it with hummas. I don't like hummas. What else could I stuff them with? It could be a Greek or Italian theme.

2007-01-31 01:54:58 · 11 answers · asked by Jacob2 2 in Cooking & Recipes

No country has jurisdiction over that area, so would there be international laws that apply towards criminal offenses? Just curious.

2007-01-31 01:54:57 · 7 answers · asked by coderednation2007 2 in Law Enforcement & Police

She is a Christian who grew up in Lebanon.

2007-01-31 01:54:56 · 11 answers · asked by jomi 4 in Religion & Spirituality

i have always wondered do leonardo dicaprio have any black friends or people of color. his costar in blood diamond was excellent but i mean does care about black people or is he another spoiled white actor who only acts black when the mood hits him

2007-01-31 01:54:55 · 16 answers · asked by muggy1970 1 in Celebrities

when a country's army is as technologically advanced as america likes to boast, why is it that they embarrass themselves in iraq against simple goat herders who live in tents and caves?
the french foreign legion is known throughout the world for their superior fire-power and ingenious military strategy. most of those in the legion are recruited fresh from the university, so they at least have skills and brains.
people in the american army, on the other hand, enlist because they want to go to school or they simply can't find another job.

2007-01-31 01:54:52 · 10 answers · asked by jason x 1 in Other - Politics & Government

A black man that has his origin's in Africa is called an African. How on earth can that be racist. See what i mean about knowing what the word racist mean. :(

2007-01-31 01:54:51 · 28 answers · asked by Duisend-poot 7 in Men's Health

are guys supposed to be aroused by a girl just by looks because Im not - I do like girls and am attracted to their face, personality etc, but wonder why it seems that I dont get worked up like my brothers or friends - I have never dated and am shy/nervous - is this normal - does that mean your gay? Im definitely not aroused when I look at men? anyone who is straight and has this issue?

2007-01-31 01:54:50 · 21 answers · asked by questionquestion 1 in Singles & Dating

A few times a month I will wake up in trembles, (shaking) and I am not scared out of my sleep nor was I having a nightmare, its just like its taking my muscles a few minutes to get in the hang of things or something, but its kind of freaky to wake up and be shaking all over, does anyone else do this or know what it is?

2007-01-31 01:54:47 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - General Health Care

2007-01-31 01:54:45 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Society & Culture

My sister died a few months ago, and I am feeling very depressed. What do I do?

2007-01-31 01:54:44 · 14 answers · asked by i_miss_sherry_07 1 in Family

such as tooth paste , colgne , razors

2007-01-31 01:54:32 · 3 answers · asked by golfer 1 in Packing & Preparation

2007-01-31 01:54:31 · 1 answers · asked by exbalak_71 1 in Home Theater

2007-01-31 01:54:30 · 2 answers · asked by Alfred E. Newman 6 in English Football

Or is just a name to avoid tension from Palestine.
But in reality it's a republic

2007-01-31 01:54:28 · 2 answers · asked by STA-TOW 5 in Politics

2007-01-31 01:54:20 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

interest on a home that is there apartment.

2007-01-31 01:54:12 · 2 answers · asked by zevkirsh 1 in United States

Husband took out 18mth contract with 3G. The main thing he wanting to know when taking out contract was that network was good in our area and they said it was very good. About 9 mths down the line and his phone is crap!! No network anywhere he goes (its a business phone and he travels to loads of areas and gets nothing)! He got another 3G phone of shelf and put sim card in - no difference!! 3G say, "yeah, network isn't good in your area now"! What can we do? They are'nt providing network, so surely we can cancel contract and get some money back? They say if we want to cancel, we have to pay remainder of monthly payments! We are in SE Scotland. Anyone had similar problem?

2007-01-31 01:54:09 · 4 answers · asked by Jane M 2 in Cell Phones & Plans