A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at work. Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet.
Her husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet with the little boy.
The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes it is." Boy- "I have a baseball." Man- "That's nice." Boy- "Want to buy it?" Man- "No, thanks." Boy- "My dad's outside." Man- "OK, how much?" Boy- "$250."
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
Boy- "Dark in here." Man- "Yes, it is." Boy- "I have a baseball glove." The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?" Boy- "$750." Man- "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball back and forth."
The boy says, "I can't. I sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The son says "$1,000."
The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that.
That is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that crap again."
2007-01-31 01:55:30 · 6 answers · asked by thatgirl127 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha haa! u knockd me down with this one, hav bin miserable n nw i feel beta! bin readin them jokes bt nothin workd! now u were jokin!
2007-01-31 02:17:20 · answer #1 · answered by curious cynthia 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OMG!! You are too hysterical. Really...I have to make a conscious effort to breath after reading your stuff.
2007-01-31 12:05:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is a very smart boy. I like the joke! Do you have any more of these jokes?
2007-01-31 10:17:13 · answer #3 · answered by Shade Master 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL didn't see that one coming
2007-01-31 10:23:41 · answer #4 · answered by lilbeth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!! that little scamp. LOL
2007-01-31 10:24:01 · answer #5 · answered by bootygirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha vey funny..it's hilarious...i love it
2007-01-31 10:42:40 · answer #6 · answered by petra_sweety 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋