Last week was my birthday. When I got up and went downstairs, my wife barely said "morning" yet alown "Happy birthday". My kids just walked out the door without saying a word. When I arrived at my office, my secretary, Jane, said " Good morning and Happy Birthday" This made me feel a little better that someone remembered. At 1:00 Jane asked "Since it's a nice day, why don't we go for lunch?" We went to a nice place, had a good meal and a couple of drinks. On the way back, she asked me " Since its a nice day, we don't have to go back to the office do we? Want to go to my apartment?" When we arived at her apartment, she said "Have a seat, I have to go to my room for a moment" After a couple of minuts, she came out with a birthday cake followed by my wife, kids and several of my co-workers.
I sat in silence on the coutch....
Naked.
2007-01-17
02:28:50
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